Confusionnation5 - Confusion Nation

Okay I'm kinda concerned with how often ao3 is going down. What is happening?

Huey: I told Louie their ears flush when they lie. Dewy: Why? Huey: Look. Huey: Hey Louie! Do you love us? Louie, covering their ears: No. Dewy:

Huey: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity? Louie: * turning to Dewy* How tall are you?

Glomgold: We can't tell you because you're not a member of the club. Louie: What club? Ma Beagle: The hating Louie club. Louie: …The fuck? I should be the leader of that club!

Webby: What if mayonnaise came in cans? Dewy: Well, that would suck because you can't microwave metal. Scrouge: Good morning to everyone except these two people.

Huey: You bought a taco? Dewy: Yes. Huey: From the same truck that hit Louie?! Dewy, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain't gonna help them.

Huey: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness. Dewy: Next time you're working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice.Burn your ex's house down.You can do it.I believe in you. Louie: There were so many mixed messages in that I can't-

Paint factory explosion

Limited life clock

Echo: Yeah, I'll smoke a joint tonight, but let's not get too crazy. The gang proceeds to get arrested for blocking the road in large traffic cone costumes

Anakin: You'll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.

Anakin: Fool me once, I'm gonna kill you

Anakin: They don't make them like me no more. I'm the last of my kind. Ashoka: Thank force.

Ashoka: Why would you think any of this was a good idea? Anakin: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence. Ashoka: Anakin: I don't know how you keep forgetting this.

Anakin: You're right. Ashoka: That's… That's an unusual phrase for you.Did you just learn it?

Anakin: Stubs their toe KRIFF! Ashoka: Mind your language! Anakin: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”??? Ashoka: Anakin: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

Ashoka: Any idiot would know that. Anakin: I knew that! Ashoka: See?

I think that Muad, Pinkie, and Marble are triplets (in that order) and that Limestone is about 2y older than them.

And then you have Spike watching his sister do homework as kids.