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after this event, dante and garu are an adventure duo, right? this is the second intense crime(?) they'll have dealt with. lowkey, they've got the perfect groundwork for an adventure serial first adventure like: first adventure (solaria history) --> beach episode --> second adventure (yokai circus)
they really fit the mold of a hardboiled guy and his bright eyed companion. plus, out of all of the clan members, dante actually likes garu and respects his skills. garu can keep up with dante's rigorous standards and he's a cute puppy. perfect synergy. (technically, they're an adventure trio with eiden, but eiden is kind of a given lmao)
β¨let the show begin!πͺ
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the digger......
rabbits are burrowers so please imagine baby bunnyvine digging random holes in the backyard
i dont care if mondays rife,tuesday qednesday full of strife, thursday fuck my baka life, its friday im in sucks
I have a friend who is very into sumo.
Trying to casually understand sumo is a little like trying to casually understand cricket. But I more or less get the basics just from watching tournaments with her.
But the one part of sumo that will always baffle me, even AFTER it was explained, is the giant macaron...
I legit thought these were photoshoped until I sat down and saw a match myself.
platonic third base: when you get to know someone well enough that they start making mortifyingly specific observations about you
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THE FIC --> LINK
light territory trade tactics
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like is it a cube or am i misunderstanding
Hypothetically speaking, if it was a Blade and Dante circus event, it would be hilarious if it was like the cowboy one. On one hand there's Dante investigating some illegal bullshit connected to Solaria, he has to act as the ring master of a circus because they are smuggling weapons in the peanuts or something idk and then on the other hand there's Blade like "Darling, I wanna join the circus!"
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The real problem with fan-media treating domming as synonymous with topping is that it obliges one to leave unexplored the rich comedy potential of depicting the object of one's fandom attempting to dominantly suck a dick.