Latest Posts by contacthigh520 - Page 6

Not that there's anything wrong with having something wrong with you

enei…

she doesnt on my nothing til i dont

#MYNOTHING

Finally, science has advanced to the point of us being able to have Karu in our homescreens

reblog if you have skilled writer friends and you're damn proud of them

this too shall pass

I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"

One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"

when e.e. cummings said “i’ll live my life if it kills me”

guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn't figure out why it was happening

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

sickens me to my stomach. how dare this guy get to live my dream.

fmk the acts of fucking marrying and killing?

kill marriage fuck killing marry fucking

𝘏𝘰𝘳𝘴𝘦 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘺: 𝘗𝘢𝘴𝘰 𝘍𝘪𝘯𝘰

𝘏𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵: 13-15 𝘩𝘩

𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘰𝘢𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘴: 𝘈𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘳

𝘗𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘪𝘯: 𝘗𝘶𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘰 𝘙𝘪𝘤𝘰

if eiden put on baby sensory videos in front of kuya he'd be like "oya~ young master~ it takes more than this to entertain me, I thought you'd know this by now~" but eiden looks back after looking away for 0.2 seconds and kuya is mesmerized

There is some Seven Seas shit going on in my For You.

I wasn't actually in love, but I felt a sort of tender curiosity.

F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby

"Why settle for a toy when the real one is right here?" -Dante, probably

collecting posts of this type

nothing scarier than being a fan of a fic and then becoming mutuals with the author. like hi shakespeare. big fan of your fake dating au

What a year this week has been.

so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

a treasure found antiquing today

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

Susan Sontag, from a diary entry featured in Reborn: Journals & Notebooks, 1947 - 1963

Grandpa: well. uh. *brushes the feather off yakumo's chin* hm. Why... don't we go,. help Grandma now

based on a snippet of this anon's ask