1) I’m In But Please Please Please Can The First Movie Be Kiki’s Delivery Service? Then Totoro

It’s fine. I don’t need much. Just full emotional dominance and words like these…

“Shhh… don’t rush. I’m not going anywhere.”

“Show me how soft you are. That’s what I want most.”

“You don’t need to hide the ache. I’ll hold it with you.”

“Slow it down. Let me feel every second of you.”

“You’re safe to let go. I’ve got you.”

“I love when you melt like this. Keep going.”

“Good girl. Look how much you can feel.”

“That’s it, baby. Don’t be shy about how much you want this.”

“Let it break open. I’ll kiss every piece.”

“You’re not a burden. You’re a blessing. And I want all of you.”

“I’m not scared of your softness. I crave it.”

“You’re mine. And I’ll keep proving it.”

“You can whimper. You can shake. You can cry. I’m still here

… is that really too much to ask for?

Let’s stand guard for mama

Be you but remember 👆

birds ARE real!!!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭 also what is up with all of my mutuals being hot

Today, I wore a “Birds Aren’t Real” shirt to work, thinking I’d be having a field day. I was told when I got here that I was actually sitting in on a meeting with Big Whigs…

I ran to Wally World to grab a shirt with buttons AGAIN

I washed my hands the sprinkles aren’t piss I swear

uh oh i think my mumford and sons obsession is coming back

posing with mama

yeah sorry they gave me an open wound instead of a heart that's why im like this

lets be muddy with mama

Papa has been to a lot of your gallery shows, but, he has to say, this is your best.

Everyone is enthralled by your bold use of primary colors.

The simple shapes and designs call back to a simpler, happier, more innocent time.

Further, everyone seems to agree that your daring choice to forgo traditional painting implements, like brushes, and use your fingers, paid off.

However, it's the 'performance art' in the back of the gallery that has drawn everyone's attention.

Your decision to dress in nothing but a onesie and well-used diaper, confined to a playpen, and silenced by the pacifier in your mouth has made you the darling of the art community.

If only the art critics knew what Papa did.

You weren't 'performing' for the world, but revealing the true you: An adorable, diaper messing, adult-sized infant.

It's probably for the best though. Otherwise, you would only be the darling of Papa's world, a title you already have locked up.

cg that takes your phone away when they regress you, putting it in a box on the highest shelf because why would a baby have that??

“you can play with this plastic one kiddo, look, the buttons make fun clicky sounds when you push on them!”

if your real phone rings they answer for you, telling your work or friends or whomever that you cannot come to the phone right now because you refused to finish dinner and it’s timeout time or you’ve been put down for a nap…