It's The Horse Riding Competition Not Dick Riding Competition 🙄🙄

yeah okay sure you're a cosmic being beyond human comprehension. im a comic being beyond human comprehension. and they love me

head empty only Jobin thoughts

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Rb if you’re grateful for all of your followers

even if you have 1

Even if you have 10

100

1000

Etc.

I saw that one thing on Twitter and was like wait i have an idea

Original:

Man, why is waiting for your results so scary.

Wait...

scary...

like scary monsters???

Its 2am and im tweakin rn

hello Tumblr user,

petting you petting you petting you petting you I'm petting you petting you

official elon musk hate post reblog to hate like to hate reply to hate

Hey friendly reminder to love and cherish Green Day

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction