"i Like Your Tattoos" Theyd Look Better On Your Bedroom Floor

hello beloveds ☺️

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

forget about touching grass, i need to touch THE SEA I NEED TO GO INTO THE WATER I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!

call me ignorant but i genuinely don’t understand why sports have to be split up by gender.

I'm. So normal I'm so normal I'm so normal I am soooo nromal right now I'm so normal 😁😁😁😁😁😁🙂I'm so regular and normal guys. Guys I am normal 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

chillin on a Saturday night

need a bi4bi t4t m/f pairing where the girl is a giant freak and not in the "cute manic pixie" way but in the "unethical experiments in my fucked up laboratory" way and the guy is a golden retriever who thinks he can fix her. and he brings her cute bento lunches and she's like "bradley shut up put on your fucking gloves and hold this possum down so i can graft these giant grasshopper legs to it"

the name "theresa" is so funny like. theres a what