Sean Bateman Is So Funny Bro Imagine Ur A Suicidal Drug Dealer (and Addict) And You Have No Idea That

Tw blood//fake body

Here lies everything

The world I wanted at my feet

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Kaname has a shitty…I’d guess this would take place at 2 AM tbh. Either way he’s finally breaking after 923 years of seeing everyone he loves and his family die.

MC & RFA on a date @ Disneyland? I think this would be extra cute ❥

Author’s note: I’M ALIVEEEE!!!! I JUST HAD A CRAPPY DAY WHICH IS WHY THIS IS THE ONLY HC I COULD MUSTER UP!!! BUT IM WORKING ON AN APOLOGY MYSME EDIT BC I ALSO MAKE AMVS!!! oh and I hope you don’t mind that I did Disney World instead

Yoosung

He never takes off his mouse ears and OMG HE IS SO CUTE INTHEM AHHHHHH

ANIMAL KINGDOM!!!!!

Yoosung loves zoos, and since animal kingdom is like a zooon steroids, HE WANTS TO STAY THERE THE ENTIRE TIME

“MC!! MC!!! THAT HIPPO JUST WINKED AT ME!!!”

“I’m sure something just got in its-“

“LOOK I GOT A PICTURE!!”

Zen

Insists on taking a picture of you two kissing in front ofthe castle while the fireworks go off in the background

When you two passed Snow White and Zen leaned over andwhispered

“The fairest of them all? Yeah right, obviously they haven’tseen any of my movies.”

After your visit he stopped calling you “babe” and startedcalling you “princess”

You didn’t mind at all

Jaehee

HER ALL TIME FAVE!!! IS EPCOT!!!!

Her eyes are wide & full of excitement the whole time

Holds your hand and drags you eveRY WHERE

“One day, we’re going to visit these places for real.”

“Okay, Jaehee.”

“No, I’m being serious. Let’s travel the world together,MC.”

Jumin

Is confused by the concept of the people in costumes

“So, there are… people inside of those suits?”

“Yes.”

“And that’s their job?”

“Yes.”

“And they get paid for it?”

“JUMIN, CAN YOU JUST TAKE MY PICTURE WITH MICKEY MOUSE!!”

707

He is such a tourist omg

Like he stops and makes you take so many pictures of him

anD HE ALWAYS GETS IN THE DORKIEST POSES

like when he stood in front of the Disney sign

“Really Seven? Two thumbs up?”

“Uh, yeah? I’m giving it my seal of approval!”

he has the goofiest smile but it’s so cute

Someone: Veronica and JD are relationship goals

Me:

They are in fact pretty minor characters but Yuki’s Parents/One of Kaname’s last descendants (that I drew a while ago) + Rido (The the other one of Kaname’s last descendants and Kaname’s least favorite descendant). Rido’s dead before the series begins, because he’s the vampire that attacks Yuki. So that’s why Shiki sadly doesn’t exist here. Juri was fun to design because I like to draw horrific scarred deformed stuff half the time. Kazuya is literally the most normal man in the series and is kind of reasonably annoyed and afraid of the supernatural interference (Kaname threatening him every minute) but eh what have you.

For Rido I can’t tell whether I yassified or de-yaasified him. One blue eye from the spell that got rid of his deformities. He’s a dude who’s got this very charming, nice and sweet personality (save for hedonistic guy who doesn’t know how satansim works and enjoys blood sacrifices) he’s a fun unhinged kinda guy (“AYYYYYEEEE ITS UNCLE RIDOOOOOOOO”) who’d be Gary Oldman’s Sid Vicious if Sid Vicious was,, actually nice and didn’t abuse women or kill dead animals. “yeah I committed murder multiple times ain’t I cool?” And is crazy because of the inbreeding stuff basically. Dresses like how he thinks Black Sabbath dresses. Bcz he’s a fuckin punk. He’d be great to be around if he wasn’t. Obsessed with getting Alabama ass.

If you can’t tell I have a wholeass light novel outline for these 3 tbh. I have entire light novels planned man. I love being lost in the sauce

Meme time

The way I want Bruce Wayne to be portrayed as a parent in fics is basically like “you should own an orphanage” but also “you should get therapy before you ever talk to a child again”

Basically not a paragon of parenting because I feel he’s too mentally off to be that but he tries :P

In this good pagan house we appreciate sea slugs/bunnies

Star Wars Episode IX, or How Poe Dameron Single-handedly  Ended Ship Wars Forever

Poe: Finn, I’m so glad you’re alive! I have to tell you something. I’m in love with you.

Finn: P-Poe, that’s… I’m flattered, but…

Poe: Oh, shit, I misread–I thought you liked me, I’m sorry…

Finn: No, I mean yes, I mean–I do like you! It’s just, you know Rose, right? Well, she said she loves me too. It was kind of sudden, but we’ve really connected, and we have a lot of fun together and…

Poe: Hey buddy, it’s no problem.

Finn: Really?

Poe: Sure! You can date Rose too.

Finn: …Too?

Poe: Yeah! I’m sure Rose won’t mind. Hey, Rose?

Rose: What?

Poe: If Finn and I were a thing you’d be cool with that, right?

Rose: Yes! Oh my God you guys would be so cute!

Poe: *kisses Finn*

Finn: Wow.

Poe: Are you happy?

Finn: Yeah! Very much. I mean, there’s only one thing…

Poe: What?

Finn: Well… I kinda have this thing for Rey too… I mean, she’s my best friend and we’ve been through so much together, I can’t help but wonder…

Poe: That’s brilliant. Have you told her how you feel?

Finn: Not yet.

Rose: You should ask her out!

Finn: Well I would, but ever since Kylo Ren joined the Resistance she’s been spending all her free time with him.

Poe: Aw man, I’m sorry. Are you jealous?

Finn: Not really… I mean, I get what he’s going through. Leaving the First Order is hard, I’m glad he has Rey to help him cope. He always seemed so lonely and sad and brooding…

Poe: *smirks* I get it. You want him too.

Finn: W-WHAT, no I don’t, I mean, he’s… the things he’s done… just because I’m sympathetic doesn’t mean I…

Poe: Hey, no judgement. He’s hot.

Rose: Yeah, there’s a reason why they call him Ben Swolo. My friend Matt said he has an eight pack.

Finn: I don’t see what this has to do with anyth…

Rose: *whispers* Rey confirmed it.

Poe: Listen, I have an idea. Why don’t we get dinner together one of these days? All five of us. You know, to get to know one another. *waggles eyebrows*

Finn: Uh, I… okay. I’ll ask Rey and Kylo when I see them. *looks around* Where are they anyway?

Ben/Rey: Hi! Sorry we haven’t been around. We were out on a super secret mission. But guess what? We did it! We captured General Hux!

Finn: WHAT.

Rose: That’s awesome, how did you do it?

Rey: We used Ben as bait.

Poe: *rubs hands* So now we have General Hux, too? INTERESTING.