Jiang Cheng: Go to hell!
Lan Zhan: Can I please leave your home before you invite me back in?
Also
Jiang Cheng: If I could go back in time, I'd find child Mo Xuanyu. And I'd give him to a loving family
Wei Wuxian: Aww that's so sweet!
Jiang Cheng: So that he'd never have a reason to resurrect you, and you'd be stuck in the body of someone ugly instead!
Wei Wuxian: aww
Also also
Jiang Cheng: YOU DEFLOWERED MY BABY BROTHER!
Wei Wuxian: I'm older than-
Jiang Cheng: NO ONE ASKED YOU!
Lan Zhan: *throws a bag of gold at jc's head*
Jiang Cheng: THE FUCK-
Lan Zhan: For Wei Ying's virtue
Jiang Cheng: YOU THINK ONE BAG OF GOLD IS ENOUGH TO MAKE UP FOR-
Lan Zhan: *throws another bag of gold*
Jiang Cheng: HOW MANY OF THESE DO YOU HAVE!?
Lan Zhan: How much do I need to buy your silence?
Can you imagine the awkwardness that would ensue if LWJ and WWX are playfully sparring and LWJ manages to knock WWX onto his back and pin him down.
So, of course, WWX’s legs automatically open up.
The training ground is silent. People’s faces go red. Everyone avoids eye contact for the next week after that.
Wip?
Mother duck and the ducklings🩷
Someone save me from the things they do to me
I really do think the fandom underestimate Xie Lian's own values and kindness while kinda overestimating the kindness the guy who gave him the Bamboo hat in the scene in the rain.
Don't get me wrong, the Bamboo hat is important and the fact that someone went to help him is also important. But it's just the excuse. Xie Lian decided by himself to lie in the rain and gave humanity another chance first. He was trying to convince himself that he didn't believe in the kindness of people anymore while still giving them another chance. He was probably going to lie in the rain until someone, anyone gave him that kindness anyway.
The Bamboo hat is the excuse as to why Xie Lian didn't turn into Jun Wu, but the actual reason is that Xie Lian had the strength to stand in the rain and wait for someone to show him he was right. A thing Jun Wu never did.
A mxtx crossover event where all the red-black characters had to fight, I believe, would result in a very interesting rock paper scissors scenario.
Wei Wuxian, being the Ghost Whisperer, could probably beat, or at the very least subdue Hua Cheng. We know Hua Cheng is weak to Ghost Stuff a la the Mount Tonglu opening incident, and Wei Wuxian has dealt with extremely powerful spirits in the past.
That being said, I think Hua Cheng could take Luo Binghe in a fight. This guy bested 33 heavenly officials, his swordplay is unmatched, and Luo Binghe is very powerful but I imagine that power comes with the side effect of very little finesse. Additionally his protagonist halo probably wouldn’t save him here since he’s not the only protagonist.
However, Luo Binghe would totally destroy Wei Wuxian. With his itty bitty Mo Xuanyu core he doesn’t stand a chance. Tearing through an army of the undead is the exact sort of op bullshit Binghe excels at, so that option is out too.
That being said, if their love interests are also fighting, Xie Lian bodies those fools. I’m sorry but even though Lan Wanji is excellent and SQQ is a peak lord, they do not stand a chance. Xie Lian’s favorite trick for 800 years was to break boulders on his chest while he had no access to any spiritual energy. Dude folded the heavenly emperor like a lawn chair. No contest.
"suguru, i've finally caught up with you."
Relax
Let me photograph you in this light