I Miss When Everyone On My Dash Listened To Welcome To Night Vale So There’s Be A Good Chance That

Are you trying to tell me a story? How many eyes do you have?

Just the two?

mmmmm... I don't know buddy, you don't seem qualified.

put all the podcast guys in a room together for group therapy

please can we do inbox trick-or-treating this year. can we make that a thing on tumblr. please please please please please

It’s so perfect!

For @coraline-jones3

I think we need to appreciate this part of Brennan Lee Mulligan's WIRED interview a lot more:

"The evangelical right in this country needs to manufacture outrage to hold onto its voting block. [The satanic panic about DnD] was arbitrary, as the targets of their outrage always are. Fight the power."

Are they in therapy? God knows they need it

Or, my favorite flavor of podcast protagonist: traumatized

[ID: Three animated gifs of podcast characters, followed by stills from the gifs. First is Jon Sims, a long-haired man with glasses, crouched on an office chair with a tape recorder in his hand. Behind him, a disembodied eye periodically opens and closes, bathing him in green light. Second is Arthur Lester, a stocky man in a suit and long coat, sitting with a bundle of something in his lap. Behind him, a shadowy demon periodically appears, and his eyes turn black and yellow when it does. Third is Doug Eiffel, a skinny man with loose, curly hair, wearing headphones and a jumpsuit. He is free floating against a background of stars and has just dropped a cigarette. End ID]

Thank you fot the ID @genderfluid-druid

fuck these fascists

The experience to solve the problem....

NEW FISH JUST DROPPED