Cherries 🍒

tumblr staff finding out their site has crowdsourced a viral song, only to discover it is 100% unusable in any corporate marketing scenario

^_^ I didn’t say simon says *detonates the charges*

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I think we need to appreciate this part of Brennan Lee Mulligan's WIRED interview a lot more:

"The evangelical right in this country needs to manufacture outrage to hold onto its voting block. [The satanic panic about DnD] was arbitrary, as the targets of their outrage always are. Fight the power."

rare Zac Oyama monologue

I work in the middle of a city. A big one. Concrete jungle all the way. On my way back from getting lunch today, this guy just fell onto my leg. What? How? From where?

Are you trying to tell me a story? How many eyes do you have?

Just the two?

mmmmm... I don't know buddy, you don't seem qualified.

Oh my god it’s the eye guy