This Literally Feels Like A Black Mirror Episode

Unrealistic polymath genius: has six PhDs.

Realistic polymath genius: just has the one set of degrees, but their bachelor’s, their master’s, and their doctorate are each in a different field, and they’d be happy to explain – at great length – how the three relate to one another.

It is done (enough)!

I would hype it up more but this is really really simple. It randomly generates a set of symbols, colors, and a word, and then the expected thing to do with those is you draw some sort of character based off the result you get. So it's just an art challenge toy thingy.

There are also some practical features like you can lock parts of the result in place to rerandomize the rest, or hide parts of the generation you don't care about (like if you want to pick your own colors or hate the words being there)

You can try it out over on itch.io!

It should run in browser, but there's also a downloadable version for Windows if you want to use it offline. (No mac/linux versions for now, because I don't have appropriate computers to test those on and I...don't want to deal with mac's developer accounts or whatever their problem is...)

Here's something I made from one of the results I got for the sake of example:

(It's a bit of a rushed drawing sorry I just wanted to get the actual generator out there)

I hope everyone has fun with it :]

I’m looking for a good carpet washer for cat urine. I do my best but the princess spent most of her life a stray and doesn’t understand litter boxes. It’s just a small corridor. Any recommendations?

For cat urine, or really anything that is trapped in the fibres or pores of a floor, you're gonna want an encapsulation cleaner. Here's why;

When you have something trapped in a fibre, scrubbing it can actually cause it to become more lodged in to the weave itself. What an encapsulation cleaner does is take the bad items, essentially eat it, and bring itself to the surface where it can then be vacuumed or swept up. If you've ever had to get oil stains out of a concrete floor, you may familiar with this process.

For carpet, you're also going to want something that is safe and won't bleach the fibres. But because it is also urine, you want a bio-enzymatic that is going to fully digest the bacteria causing the smell.

Diversey has an encapsulation cleaner for carpet and so does Swish. 3M also has an upholstery spray, however I wouldn't trust it to get rid of something as strong as cat urine as it isn't a bio-enzymatic.

Good luck and give her plenty of kisses for me!

we don’t have to fight anymore

in memoriam

Tfw you realize the bourgeoisie are not human.

do they do that?

is that normal?