So You Found A Dead Body In The Woods

So you found a dead body in the woods

The worst thing you've worried about, going on hikes, happens. This happens often, in the grand scheme of things. It's always joggers and dogwalkers and hikers. My unlucky day came on October 24, 2022.

So what do you do when you find a dead body?

Look in the other direction and take a breath. Panic wont help you or them.

If you are comfortable, approach them and try to help. If not, it's okay. I was unwilling to approach (they looked real dead) and my 911 operator was 100% totally supportive and okay with that.

Walk a little ways away. There is no reason why you need to keep staring at them. It's okay. Seeing a dead person is really wack!

When you've caught your breath, call 911. My first thought was "Oh god, I don't want to talk to cops." and, good news, it's not cops! 911 responders are different people. They are trained to talk to you, to reassure you, and to help you. They are there for you. They understand you are freaking out. They are kind and patient.

Your new buddy, the 911 person, will help you figure out where you are, exactly. They have access to your location via cell-tower and GPS, but if, like me, you were off-trail (oops), they might need your help navigating to you. I offered to also send a photo, and he provided an email, which he received immediately. I deleted the photo I took right away.

Hang out on the phone with your dispatch friend. They're going to want to keep in touch with you as the paramedics approach. Are you freaking out by chattering too much? Are you freaking out by being dead silent? Both are okay! Apparently, my panic response is to become Super Midwestern Chatty. I was able to make him laugh, which I count as a win.

Holler to the paramedics. My paramedics came deep into the ravine-filled woods, about six men, steering a rolling bed thing. We shouted at each other until they made it to the body. It would have been funny, watching them fumble along, if it wasn't so serious.

Get out of there! The paramedics don't need anything from you. They're busy doing their job. They shooed me back to the trail and to the parking lot. I didn't have to go anywhere near the body.

Meet cops in the parking lot. In my situation, the cops didn't want anything from me. They were just picking their noses in the parking lot while the paramedics did the real work. The cops said thanks for helping, while covering their bodycams, because they're pigs.

Go eat donuts. Christ, that was a lot. Let yourself comedown and get some sugar to kickstart your system.

Feel good that you gave a family closure. Yeah, that sucked. Yeah, your therapist is going to hear about this. Yeah, next time you come to this location, you're going to need a friend with you. But you did the right thing. You'll never know their family, but know that you gave them closure.

SO HE WASN'T LYING ABOUT COMING BACK IN 5 MINUTES 😭😭

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corphneux707

1 year ago

I am insane

your bf texts w gojo were literally SO real and cute 😭🩷🩷🩷 would u ever think of doing one for geto - like bf texts w geto? totally fine if not - hope u have a wonderful day and im gonna be thinking abt the gojo texts for a while now 😳🩷

.✦°. • BF GETO TEXTS & TWEETS

notes: tee hee! did this to tide everyone over while i write a suguru fic

warnings: swearing, suggestive, f!reader

Your Bf Texts W Gojo Were Literally SO Real And Cute 😭🩷🩷🩷 Would U Ever Think Of Doing One

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corphneux707

10 months ago

Hey guys, Bilal ( @bilal-salah0 ) reached out to me recently to share his story with you guys so take a moment to read through this

Please pay attention, dont scroll away

Bilal Salah is a 22 year old who left his beloved city behind and moved to Germany a few months before to better support his family financially and to achieve his hopes and dreams away from the violence at home.

But since the genocide began and with no permanent ceasefire in sight, he has been living in constant fear over the safety of his family of 18 members that he had to leave behind in Gaza. He has been tirelessly fundraising to evacuate them to safety since.

During the past few months his family has faced a lot of difficulties. They have been constantly displaced time and time again, fleeing from the bombardment by the IOF ever since the family home, that had just finished construction right before last october, had been demolished.

I cannot even imagine how difficult every shift must have been with 8 children to care for, including 3 newborn babies.

They are now living in a tent in a refugee camp in Rafah city where basic amenities are denied to them.

In his own words:

They have to strive and risk their lives every day to provide the bare minimum of food and water for everyone, and even that is not always available. Due to the siege imposed on Gaza the markets are almost entirely empty, prices are rocketing, and little to no humanitarian aid is allowed to enter the strip.

In addition to food and water scarcity, the healthcare system in Rafah, has almost entirely collapsed. As a result, my family’s health, already at risk due to malnutrition, poor hygiene, little access to sanitation and the harsh weather conditions in the tent, is now also in serious peril because of the shortage of medicines and medical care.

The three newborns face the same threats, if not greater ones; as baby essentials including formula are barely available. Moreover, the only medical assistance they and their mothers have access to is that of an overcrowded maternity clinic or a field hospital with limited capabilities and equipment.

This is urgent, and they desperately need the funds. I urge you to visit bilal's blog as well as his gfm page and to read his story.

Bilal and his family need your support during this difficult time, so please dont look away.

gofundme.com

Donate to Help Evacuate My Family from Gaza to Safety, organized by Bilal salah

Hi everyone, I am Bilal, 22 years old, from Gaza, Palestine. I am reaching… Bilal salah needs your support for Help Evacuate My Family f

July 11th: €53,694 raised of €70,000 target

This gfm is verified and appears on nairuz @/nabulsi and hussein @/el-shab-huasein's list of vetted fundraisers (#136) so please dont hesitate to share and donate.

Please follow bilal's blog for direct updates! They're nearing the final stretch, so please help them out any way you can!

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corphneux707

8 months ago

Why is it everytime I have the chance to write, I get swarmed by tasks? Wtf man.

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corphneux707

10 months ago

Heloo

Im Mahmoud from Gaza ..i need your help if you can

Please donate to save my life and my family 🍉🇵🇸

My link in bio

Asking for help is not easy .l request a small donation of $ 15 or $25 from each person .$35 will save my family and help me cover travel expenses and rebuild.what's left of my home

you can deliver your regards

throgh link (please see my bio)https://www.gofundme.com/f/helping-gaza-family-to-get-out

Unfortunately I cannot donate but I will spread awareness of your situation. I hope you and your family are safe and able to get through together.

Any reader who sees this, please donate to them and/or reblog their posts to spread awareness

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Donate to Help Gaza Family Evacuate to Safety, organized by Sara A

Dear beloved friends, … Sara A needs your support for Help Gaza Family

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corphneux707

10 months ago

Hello,I Relly Need Your Help To Evacuate Them To A Safe Plece As Soon As Possible Outside Gaza 🧡🧡.

🍉Link GoFundMe in My Blog🍉

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Please Share Or Replog Or Donate For My Family 💔🙏

The picture speaks!

The difference between the two pictures is clear!

its war!

@nabulsi @stil-lindigo @sayruq

Verified by @palestinegenocide @queerstudiesnatural @90-ghost @el-shab-hussein @northgazaupdates @apollos-olives @riding-with-the-wild-hunt

Hello,I Relly Need Your Help To Evacuate Them To A Safe Plece As Soon As Possible Outside Gaza 🧡🧡.

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corphneux707

5 months ago

Happy new year to my bros, hoes, and foes

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corphneux707

1 year ago

petition for male/gn reader smut writers to STOP labeling their fics, like if we have to deal with unlabeled fem reader fics, they should deal with unlabeled male fics. If we have to be hit with fem reader, they MUST be hit w male reader.

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corphneux707

1 year ago

You and Sukuna wake up together

Reblogs and comments are appreciated

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corphneux707

1 year ago

Okay, I can't seem to get this out of my head but let's say m!reader works at an Orpahnage (like Arlecchino from genshin) maybe he has the title "father". I can appsolutly see a kid being sad and saying "I want my Daddy!" And Aventurine just goes "Oh I want your Daddy too~♡"

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