Alfred gets sick of Bruce breaking and losing stuff on patrol so he gets a label maker and starts naming items after the kids
Alfred: I got you a new phone, just like you asked. Its name is Jason. Try not to let it die.
Bruce, tearing up: Why would you say that—
i wanna do trick or treating. turn on your asks plslslsslkss
please can we do inbox trick-or-treating this year. can we make that a thing on tumblr. please please please please please
my soft spot is literally just… it’s red guys. Without fail it’s the character with a red motif. If they have anger management issues that’s just even better
Every member of the batfamily owns a shitty old Nokia phone.
They all dropped their much more expensive modern-day phones from a few stories up mid Vigilante-ing at least once and now they're no longer allowed to have their Good Phones on their person during crime fighting.
At least one thug has been domed in the back of the head by a Nokia lol
peter sketches
The Bats: Are you hungry? We can buy you food.
Peter: Nah I have food at home.
Food at home:
omg 😭😭
Fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57960997/chapters/147548608
dan mora i beg of you to continue drawing nightwing
(absolute power #3)
I’m just gonna leave this here.
(I watched Spider-Man: Homecoming last night.)
if i suddenly drop some angst, its all @tsuku-yomi-yomi 's fault. all of it. even the main character death tag. especially that one...
i have a few chapters of my mcu x dc crossover waiting to be edited but i mentally can't do it. never date a man named tony when you're writing about tony stark. makes me recoil.