Corpseoforchid - 𓆝

happy family!

When I reference something from a previous fic my current fic. Or I was able to make a connection to two plot points without any planning whatsoever:

Reblog to kill it faster

i wanna do trick or treating. turn on your asks plslslsslkss

please can we do inbox trick-or-treating this year. can we make that a thing on tumblr. please please please please please

i should have known he was a red flag when he said he was batman but couldn't name any robins.

i have a few chapters of my mcu x dc crossover waiting to be edited but i mentally can't do it. never date a man named tony when you're writing about tony stark. makes me recoil.

Peter Parker fresh new bat kid: Excuse me mister Batman sir, I don’t mean to bother you right now, but the kitchen sink is broken, and it’s totally my bad, I just woke up and brushed my teeth and the handle snapped off. I forget to dial down my strength sometimes when I wake up especially because we were out patrolling really late last night. Do you think Alfred would be mad I fixed it for him? I felt guilty fixing it and not saying anything and I just wanted to make sure that someone knew what I did.

Bruce used to Dick, Jason, Tim, Steph, Cass, Duke, and Damian: Is it sunny today in Gotham? That can happen?

The Oracle - The long and short mix 🙏

we're so back [x]

this is hilarious

I just woke up and somehow the only thought in my head was Jason Todd as an Etsy witch but he only sells ‘violent spells’ and instead of doing spell work he just personally goes out and beats the shit out of whoever you choose