Remember When I Said Bruce Would Forget His Kids Arre Adopted?

dumbass

Pretty in blue 💙✨

the bill is going to be crazy 😭😭 all i can think about is how long the receipt will be

More Peter in Gotham 'cause I had a thought

After a mission

Red hood: I need a drink, anyone else?

Nightwing: Only if you are paying!

Red Robin: I have reports I still need to finish.

Red Hood: Okay, and you Spider-man?

Spiderman, a minor still: Oh! Uh, I'm not-

Red Hood: Come on, it will be fun! Besides, we rarely see you outside of fights!

Spider-Man: Ye- yeah, sure I guess..

Red Hood: Awesome! Let's go!

Later

Red Hood: He's 30 shots in, wtf!

Nightwing: Give 'im ten more! Has ta start kicking in some time!

Spider-Man who can't get drunk thanks to his fucked up dna: Ah, no thanks! This is already going to cost a lot..

Red Hood: I don't care how much I have to spend as long as I can get you drunk!

Idk. This was a stupid thought 💀 I might delete this later

The only adult Dick knows in this manor is Bruce, beside Alfred that now is busy in the kitchen. So, with a ripped Robin cape, little Dick waddles to Bruce in front of the Bat computer.

"Dad– ehm, Batman i need my cape fixed."

Bruce looked at the ripped cape, "go get my sewing kit."

this happened several times til he decided to get rid of the cape in his new costume (yes, the discowing).

years later, Dick comes back to Bruce, who's sitting in front of the Bat computer. he holds Damian's ripped cape.

Dick smiles as he walks to the tired bat, feeling deja vu. he touches his chair, "Dad, i need Dami's cape fixed."

Bruce looked a little surprised, then he's smiling. "you silly," he takes the cape from Dick. "go get my sewing kit."

more years later, Dick gets a seat in front of the Bat computer. he's tired and worn out. taking off the Bat cowl, he looks down to his ripped cape.

"Dad, i.. need your cape fixed.." he sighs in between the silences, "... I'll go get your sewing kit."

i am sorry, please no more angst 🥲

Ghost Jay and Bruce - Ghost Jay witnessing how fucked up Bruce got after his death. And accepting how people move on (or as they seem to).

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 of Ghost Jason series

continuing the struggle to understand motorcycle anatomy

featuring joyful batdad based on an actual comic panel

post 1:07 AM. head empty, no thoughts

inspired by this panel:

and jason and steph

(weakly) aha,, Jason...Todd...... :'))) hope the red isn't going to be a problem if so it's paint alright I'll put a tw in the tags just in case- idk how to use tumblr o(-(

Dick lays like a beautiful princess and Roy lays like a cartoon character who just had an anvil fall on him