Cassandra Cain Ur So Famous

I have this silly (crack) headcanon that after the Lazarus Pit Jason, technically, doesn't need to breathe as much as others/his heart can stop on random moments, and he functionates just fine through that. And I keep imagining crack scenes, when because of that, he can run/train non-stop, which is why he keeps winning his brothers in some stupid running marathons.

Dick and Tim, coughing out their lunges after running non-stop for 5 hours: We d-didn't know you had such a great speed. How did you do that?

Jason, with his breathing being completely still: Aw-w, thanks, I—

Jason, remembering that if he tells the true reason, then they definitely will send him to run tests in the Batcave: How did I do that? I am faster than you. That's how I did that.

Every member of the batfamily owns a shitty old Nokia phone.

They all dropped their much more expensive modern-day phones from a few stories up mid Vigilante-ing at least once and now they're no longer allowed to have their Good Phones on their person during crime fighting.

At least one thug has been domed in the back of the head by a Nokia lol

i should have known he was a red flag when he said he was batman but couldn't name any robins.

i have a few chapters of my mcu x dc crossover waiting to be edited but i mentally can't do it. never date a man named tony when you're writing about tony stark. makes me recoil.

updated a fic from 2022. i guess miracles can happen

i love you girl who thinks she's something not worth loving back

Nightwing & De-aged Tim Commission by @deitybird

For the fanfiction "Long Way to Go" by @deitybird.

The only adult Dick knows in this manor is Bruce, beside Alfred that now is busy in the kitchen. So, with a ripped Robin cape, little Dick waddles to Bruce in front of the Bat computer.

"Dad– ehm, Batman i need my cape fixed."

Bruce looked at the ripped cape, "go get my sewing kit."

this happened several times til he decided to get rid of the cape in his new costume (yes, the discowing).

years later, Dick comes back to Bruce, who's sitting in front of the Bat computer. he holds Damian's ripped cape.

Dick smiles as he walks to the tired bat, feeling deja vu. he touches his chair, "Dad, i need Dami's cape fixed."

Bruce looked a little surprised, then he's smiling. "you silly," he takes the cape from Dick. "go get my sewing kit."

more years later, Dick gets a seat in front of the Bat computer. he's tired and worn out. taking off the Bat cowl, he looks down to his ripped cape.

"Dad, i.. need your cape fixed.." he sighs in between the silences, "... I'll go get your sewing kit."

you are one hell of a soldier bc friendship breakups are no joke.

once i get my shit together imma re-read your peter grayson series, literally my comfort fics. you're such an amazing and inspiring writer ily

i have a few chapters of mcu x dc crossover waiting to be edited but i mentally can't do it. never date a man named tony when you're writing about tony stark. makes me recoil.

i have a few chapters of my mcu x dc crossover waiting to be edited but i mentally can't do it. never date a man named tony when you're writing about tony stark. makes me recoil.

[DC] Stephanie in her batgirl and robin suit 🫶💜 plus a couple cass doodles