You Tell 'em Cass

a little comic for jasons birthday. on being robin & batman and being brave & scared

Reblog to kill it faster

please can we do inbox trick-or-treating this year. can we make that a thing on tumblr. please please please please please

I LOVEEEE THIS ONE. DEF RECOMMEND. THEY ATE THIS UP

Theres Fun In Funeral!

by Rainbowfish3 Peter has gathered the bat family to participate in a pretend funeral. Dick is very concerned. Words: 1447, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Series: Part 6 of Peter Grayson Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Peter Parker, Dick Grayson, Cassandra Cain, Stephanie Brown, Tim Drake (DCU), Damian Wayne, Jason Todd, Bruce Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth, Barbara Gordon Relationships: Dick Grayson & Peter Parker Additional Tags: Batfamily Shenanigans (DCU), I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, Precious Peter Parker, Kid Peter Parker, Dick Grayson and Richard Parker (Marvel) are the Same Person, Dick Grayson is Peter Parker's Biological Parent, Peter Parker is a Batfamily Member (DCU), Peter Parker is a Little Shit, This Is STUPID, Funny, Mentioned Quentin Beck via https://ift.tt/SObFE0a

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To be one of violence.

Every member of the batfamily owns a shitty old Nokia phone.

They all dropped their much more expensive modern-day phones from a few stories up mid Vigilante-ing at least once and now they're no longer allowed to have their Good Phones on their person during crime fighting.

At least one thug has been domed in the back of the head by a Nokia lol

i love you girl who thinks she's something not worth loving back

Keep your priorities straight: post fic.

The only adult Dick knows in this manor is Bruce, beside Alfred that now is busy in the kitchen. So, with a ripped Robin cape, little Dick waddles to Bruce in front of the Bat computer.

"Dad– ehm, Batman i need my cape fixed."

Bruce looked at the ripped cape, "go get my sewing kit."

this happened several times til he decided to get rid of the cape in his new costume (yes, the discowing).

years later, Dick comes back to Bruce, who's sitting in front of the Bat computer. he holds Damian's ripped cape.

Dick smiles as he walks to the tired bat, feeling deja vu. he touches his chair, "Dad, i need Dami's cape fixed."

Bruce looked a little surprised, then he's smiling. "you silly," he takes the cape from Dick. "go get my sewing kit."

more years later, Dick gets a seat in front of the Bat computer. he's tired and worn out. taking off the Bat cowl, he looks down to his ripped cape.

"Dad, i.. need your cape fixed.." he sighs in between the silences, "... I'll go get your sewing kit."