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Jason has been numb since he climbed out of that grave

Dick is never going to get to have a midlife crisis because Bruce is going through his for him. also because he will not be making it to 40.

patrol is fun :DD

Save me...Peter parker/Jason todd

Crossover ship

Save me rarepair Spideyhood

the bill is going to be crazy 😭😭 all i can think about is how long the receipt will be

More Peter in Gotham 'cause I had a thought

After a mission

Red hood: I need a drink, anyone else?

Nightwing: Only if you are paying!

Red Robin: I have reports I still need to finish.

Red Hood: Okay, and you Spider-man?

Spiderman, a minor still: Oh! Uh, I'm not-

Red Hood: Come on, it will be fun! Besides, we rarely see you outside of fights!

Spider-Man: Ye- yeah, sure I guess..

Red Hood: Awesome! Let's go!

Later

Red Hood: He's 30 shots in, wtf!

Nightwing: Give 'im ten more! Has ta start kicking in some time!

Spider-Man who can't get drunk thanks to his fucked up dna: Ah, no thanks! This is already going to cost a lot..

Red Hood: I don't care how much I have to spend as long as I can get you drunk!

Idk. This was a stupid thought 💀 I might delete this later

When someone says they like Batman and you have to slowly find out if it’s “Batman is super cool and I like the few movies I saw” like or “here are all the robins and my top 16 or smth of all the kids” like

Spirit World

The in-universe Gothamite's guide to shipping your resident billionaire 💀

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Ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four