When Percy Jackson Accidentally Vaporizes His Math Teacher He Is “the Chosen One” And “cool”

When Percy Jackson accidentally vaporizes his math teacher he is “the chosen one” and “cool” but when I do it I’m “convicted for manslaughter”?

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