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Yelena: Ava’s smiling, did something good happen?
Ava: Can’t I just smile because I feel like it?
Bob: Walker tripped and fell in the parking lot this morning
Hi is this anything
You! Fanfiction writer!
I hear you wanna remove a canon female love interest from a M/F ship for the purpose of your fanfiction, eh?
Well before you turn her into a raging bitch for absolutely no reason, WHY NOT:
“He just wasn’t into her like that but they’re still friends”
“They tried dating and decided it wasn’t what they wanted”
“She didn’t actually know him that well and after some time she realized she wasn’t actually that interested”
“He had a habit that was a total deal-breaker, no hard feelings though”
“One of them got a really good job offer somewhere else that they couldn’t turn down and have since moved on”
“Turns out she’s gay”
“Turns out HE’s gay”
“One of them wanted kids and one didn’t”
“They had different long-term goals”
“They tried dating and realized they saw each other more as family and it was super weird and uncomfortable, like kissing your sister”
“Neither one of them was in it for the long haul, it was more of a friends-with-benefits deal”
“Dating one another was what made them realize they’re BOTH gay”
“They weren’t compatible in bed”
“One of them was more career-driven than the other”
“By the time one of them confessed the other had already started a relationship with someone else and they’re doing really well”
“One of them has a beloved pet that the other is deathly allergic to so the distance kinda broke things down”
“They wound up working for the same company with a zero fraternization policy”
“One of them is the other’s boss so dating would be unethical”
“One of them is focusing on themselves right now”
“He’s actually kind of a loser”
“They couldn’t communicate their needs”
“He wasn’t actually all that attractive after all”
“You misunderstand, they are each other’s wingman”
”You misunderstand, they are each other’s beard”
“You misunderstand, they faked the relationship so they could marry for citizenship/tax purposes/political reasons”
”They ARE together but they’re both into the third party”
”They ARE together but they’re cool with each other seeing other people”
”They’ve been faking the relationship to evade an excess rental expense on their shared apartment”
”They’re not in a romantic/sexual relationship, they just got that queerplatonic swag”
“Their parents got married and the step-siblings thing gave them the ick”
“You thought they were flirting? Dude that was ironic. What, you don’t flirt with your friends?”
i say this in all seriousness, a great way to resist the broad cultural shift of devaluing curiosity and critical thinking is to play my favorite game, Hey What Is That Thing
you play it while walking around with friends and if you see something and don't know what it is or wonder why its there, you stop and point and say Hey What Is That Thing. and everyone speculates about it. googling it is allowed but preferably after spending several minutes guessing or asking a passerby about it
weird structures, ambiguous signs, unfamiliar car modifications, anything that you can't immediately understand its function. eight times out of ten, someone in the group actually knows, and now you know!
a few examples from me and my friends the past few weeks: "why is there a piece of plywood sticking out of that pond in a way that looks intentional?" (its a ramp so squirrels that fall in to the pond can climb out) • "my boss keeps insisting i take a vacation of nine days or more, thats so specific" (you work at a bank, banks make employees take vacation in long chunks so if youre stealing or committing fraud, itll be more obvious) • "why does this brick wall have random wooden blocks in it" (theres actually several reasons why this could be but we asked and it was so you could nail stuff to the wall) • "most of these old factories we drive past have tinted windows, was that just for style?" (fun fact the factory owners realized that blue light keeps people awake, much like screen light does now, so they tinted the windows blue to keep workers alert and make them work longer hours)
been playing this game for a long time and ive learned (and taught) a fuckton about zoning laws, local history, utilities (did you know you can just go to your local water treatment plant and ask for a tour and if they have a spare intern theyll just give you a tour!!!) and a whole lot of fun trivia. and now suddenly you're paying more attention when youre walking around, thinking about the reasons behind every design choice in the place you live that used to just be background noise. and it fuckin rules.
Ohana means dropping my sister off at gma's house and bouncing for 4 years
I need this to be the tagline of the film oh my god
did you guys know about this oc stuff. you can just make a guy. big if true
hey guys i made the tumblr default pfps but they're looking directly at you
tonight I had the privilege of hearing a 13 year old explain the terms “cooking” and “cooked” to my 45 year old manager and she said something so excellent I have to document it.
“cooked is bad. cooking is good. you’re either in the pot or you’re holding it.”
Imagine being at your workplace, doing your things and tasks and minding your own business, and then somebody you've never talked to, and whose name you barely know, walks up to you seeming deeply irritated, and tells you "I know you're dying to know and I know you were never going to ask - and I just want you to know that I'm grateful of it, I respect you for that - but we both know that it's going to bug both of us forever if I don't tell you, but the answer is 'yes'. It is like you thought."
And then just turns around and walks off and never speaks to you again.
fossil record patisserie
woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.
you don't "hate kids," you hate being forced into a caretaking role.
you don't "hate kids," you hate censorship passed off as family values.
you don't "hate kids," you hate the constrictiveness of the nuclear family.
you don't "hate kids," you're just not used to occupying fully age diverse spaces so you're not used to the noise or the many different kinds of needs.
you don't "hate kids," most public spaces just aren't built for kids, and so the few kids you see are always uncomfortable and distressed.
you don't "hate kids," you hate the intense social rules assigned to kids and anyone who interacts with kids.
You don't "hate kids," you hate how society reproduces its most restrictive elements and how kids are powerless to resist it.
this tweet is new but it is actually a fundamental text for me
someone please help my daughter has been rotated
what abled ppl think is a massive problem for disabled folks: 13 year old on the internet faking something
what is actually a massive problem for disabled folks: "well you don't LOOK disabled, are you sure you're not faking? I'm not giving you accommodations until you PROVE you're not faking. Please give me, a stranger, your medical info and explain your condition to me in detail so I know you're not faking and only then will I respect or take you seriously"
i forgot to post this but which one of you lame ass nerds works at my dentists old office
More proof that capitalism was never "freedom" or "small government".
I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety
fuck. i love my own blog. it’s almost like it’s full of things i would post it’s crazy
( ;;) <- me as a little ghost. those are my autism hands
i feel like getting shot would feel so interesting for two seconds and then it would probably feel bad
No your honor i would never kill out of anger. I killed that guy for sport
just watched a doe trip over her own front legs and bomb face first into half a dead tree. 10/10
but your honour thats my emotional support word i overuse
"what are your pronouns?" well im mixed, she/her on my mothers side and he/him on my fathers side, either works