Self Discipline Is So Hard Like. I Know The Sucker Who's In Charge...a Pushover Who Hates Authority And

honestly theres always been something really wrong with me but whatever

sigh

Any idiot can like something thats good. It takes a real genius to like things that suck ass

tumblr friendships can be the purest form of friendship bc it's like. hey i like you based on your shitty vibe and concerning ventposts and that weird sex thing we're both into. raw dogging friendship

Morning newspaper ☕📰

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I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

so few people understand the art of the pseudo nap

i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith