Mutuals Who I Don't Know Very Personally Yet I Am Holding A Sugarcube Out In My Hand In The Hopes That

daily affirmations

i am the unkillable faggot

i can exist in grocery stores

i have the shittiest music taste in any room

i have a gun

Hey friendly reminder to love and cherish Green Day

subscribing to a fic isn’t enough I need the author to blast a bat signal into the night sky whenever they update

Today's high schoolers romanticizing 2016 as if there weren't the clown incidents

gonna take a hot shower and put on a big t shirt and my undies and i’m gonna sit on the floor and color at my coffee table like im 6 years old again and then i’ll feel better

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

take me to snurch (snail church)