Guys? GUYS!?!?
ARE YOU SEEING WHAT I'M SEEING!?!?!?
OHMYGOD RIN WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE DOING TO MY BABY!?!?!?!?
RIN! RIN, THE DAY I CATCH YOU, RIN!!! OHMYGOD AAAAAAAA!!!!!!
YOU WANT A PIECE!?!
YOU WANT A PIECE, RIN!!?
I'M RIGHT HERE, YOU LICE INFECTED EMO BANGS!!! I'M GOING TO SEND YOU TO YOUR MAKER!!! YOU WILL BE PRAYING FOR DEATH THE DAY I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!!!
I'LL FUCK YOU UP YOU FAKE ASS!!! THAT'S WHY YOUR BROTHER DOESN'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE!!!
Juan asks Matt to be his boyfriend as they're playing a couple rounds of Mario Kart and Matt of course says yes and is ecstatic but is also convinced that Juan chose Then to ask him because he wanted to sabotage Matt's game but in reality. No. Juan was just looking at Matt and how much he was enjoying himself and their little date night. Completely enamored. Couldn't hold the question back any longer.
my favorite hobby is obsessing over the characters/ships no one cares or rarely talks about. it isn’t a conscious decision, i don’t like it, and frankly it’s the worst “hobby” i could take up solely because of the little to none content i get, but someone has to do it. and i, along with the 7 other people in the fandom who are in the same boat, will do it.
hey 4 matt engarde fans on this app . i made a shrine for him in my college apartment pls look at he. will probably add more maybe like red stickers and motorcycles and stars just to make it look fancier but here is ver 1.0 !!!!
Childhood family photos in the von Karma household must have been absolutely hilarious. You roll up to the house of famed prosecutor Manfred von Karma for his family portrait appointment to see a terrifying man, his more terrifying daughter, and this haunted Victorian child he insists is his son
something something connecting matt to icarus. both of my loves whose stories and legacies have been bastardized by people who claim to know them. for different reasons of course but the sentiment still stands. i finished up my icarus poem, maybe i gotta write one about matt hm.
When the main manga doesn't have our backs Kunigiri stans, we can count on Episode Nagi 🔥
So excited to finally share my full piece for the @curtaincallzine!!! I had sosososo much fun making this piece!!! the drama of 3-5 and the drama of Mozart operas, together at last <3
(details/ analysis under the cut!)
This was inspired by the final scene of the 2001 zurich production of don giovanni! the thought was Dahlia (Don Giovanni) being cast into hell by the returned ghost of Mia (the Commendatore)-- it works too well!! Also Don Giovanni/ Dahlia as the seducer is just perfect!
I included the thinker statue because it represents the statue of the Commendatore/ Mia that speaks to Don Giovanni/ Dahlia asking them to repent and then casting them into hell! Mia is on the dinner table because of the dinner table Don Giovanni sets when he defiles the statue which actually works pretty well with the gravy/ dinner that the aa cast had the night of the murder! And the rope bridge was meant to parallel the ladder that Don Giovanni casts himself off of in the Zurich 2001 production
Also!! Not only is evidence from the case falling into the river-- I included paper with the final words of the show written on it!! why??? because I'm insane!!
I never quite nailed down 1-to-1 parallels for the rest of the cast but I always saw Iris as Leporello (servant who got in over their head) and Phoenix and Edgeworth as Donna Anna and Don Ottavio (seeking vengeance for the murder/ boyfriend of the person seeking vengeance). I think Pearls and Godot could work as Zerlina and Donna Elvira but it's more about being tricked than being seduced obv. So i guess that makes Maya..... Masetto? There is also a world in which Maya and Franziska are Zerlina and Masetto if only to make "batti batti" absolutely hysterical djhshdjh. Misty Fey could also work as the Commedatore but I feel like this game as a whole is more about Mia? That's just cause i like her more tho tbh
enrida fans go read my au fic it's fluff <3
Pairing: Matt Engarde/Juan Corrida
Rating: Teen And Up
Word Count: 5.3k
" Any time the passion for his career was brought into a conversation, Juan’s entire face would light up. Matt had known this expression of his for a while, damn near studied it during school rehearsals. “I wanna know everything about my favorite customer’s new piece.”
If there was any heat in Matt’s body, it would have rushed to his face upon hearing ‘favorite’ come out of Juan’s mouth. Sure, they were friends, and Matt was as much of a regular here as his paycheck allowed him to be, but ‘favorite’ felt just a bit too special for someone like himself. "
aka, it's raining it's pouring, and matt has no way home til juan (who he's kinda maybe definitely crushing on) offers him shelter for the night.
Ya know one of the reasons I ship Kuzusouda is because if a situation played out where Fuyu realizes how dense Kaz really is, he might actually have the balls to grab Kaz’s face like-
“YOU’RE MAKING HER UNCOMFORTABLE YOU OBLIVIOUS, MINDLESS ASSHOLE! SHE’S NOT TEASING YOU, SHE GENUINELY HATES YOU AND YOU MADE IT THAT WAY!”
Or something like it in a effort to change things because he’s so fucking done with it. Done with Kaz in general. Done with everyone doing nothing to fix the problem. Begrudgingly done with everyone assuming, like he did at first, that Kaz knows how he’s coming off and that he still acts the same despite it.
And so then by indirectly helping Kaz to get a clue and apologize to Sonia profusely, he gets a firsthand experience with Kaz’s real personality. And you know…he might actually start to like him. Maybe.
21, he/him || matt engarde enthusiast || hq atz bllk aa || cosmicallylyss/serpentcorelyss on ao3
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