The Gobbeldygook

liar she absolutely does bite ive lost 3 fingers to her just this week

She don't bite, I think

Me when I remember something I said ages ago that was wrong or my values no longer align with

patron request for struggling single mom loki 🐎🐍🐺💀

i think in universe Kuri would be a little bit of a meme. at least amongst Aubreys more invested fans. any photo taken of Aubrey after they start dating just has a Kuri scarily making eye contact with the photographer somehow

Dentists are EVIL creatures they will TORMENT your teethe i am in PAIN they used an EVIL teeth machine to make my TEETH hurth and it will persist for HOURS i SCREAM in pain every few minutes from the SHOOTING PAINS also my teeth are a bit whiter i guess

surprise!!!

girl help they yassified the minotaur

whats crazy is my name is like. i thought it would be easy and intuitive but i guess nobody in america knows what the five vowel system is. its spelled with an E its spelled with another E not A or I or U or O and then if i spell it and people get that right they start PRONOUNCING it extremely wrong. americans are not familiar with central vowels or the letter e, i have found

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