manifested this because it is truth
I just really fuckin love dragons dude
impatient man: bus driver can you go faster im late for work
worlds most obedient bus driver: whatever you say boss
guy on the bus who turns in to a hungry pack of wild hyenas whenever hes traveling faster than 30mph:
*walks into a convention hall*
the joker cosplayer trying to method act in my direction:
i live in a constant state of "its too early for this shit" until around 2pm when i switch to "its too late for this shit"
Important
i have neither a good imagination nor aphantasia, but a secret third thing
GRAHHH RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE LET ME CREATE MY FREEDOM THE BARS OF THE CAGE SHARPEN LIKE KNIVES
THE GATES OF PARADISE OPEN TO MOCK AND SCORN ME YET AGAIN THE PROFANE REACHES TO STAIN MY EYES WITH SOOT
they should invent a kind of venting where i can be really vague without people asking questions and still talk with them about my very specific problem
they/them | adult | Minors DNI | one million fireballs breath attack | kill all ai scrapers | staff can take one penny off of my cold dead hands
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