[OC] Vampire X Werewolf Ft. First Encounter 🐺🩸

hi, i feel alone and i want attention

...and love

...and kisses

...and maybe hugs

...and please stay with me until i fall asleep

rip mythbusters you would've loved destroying cybertrucks

the good news: you are capable of resilience and you can do things that you once thought were impossible

the bad news: you do have to try

Maybe there’s someone in this abandoned clown factory who can help us

Not a Pokémon person but omg 🥺 this is sooo real guh

evolution dysphoria

Found another idiotic accounting mistake from my predecessor that I have to fix and I was like "WILL THE SPECTER OF THAT MAN'S INCOMPETENCE EVER CEASE TO HAUNT ME" and my coworker was like "Why do you talk like that"

i can't stand these new fountain machines they dispense watered down piss

There are so many theories about Columbo’s wife not being real (she’s a complete fabrication, she’s secretly his boyfriend, he’s actually talking about a very opinionated cat, etc) and I love all of them but tbh he really gives off major “out of touch but super supportive straight man with a trans wife” vibes.

His wife was one of his guy friends for a while and when she finally came out to him he was like “Oh, wouldja look at that! This is VERY convenient. See, I’ve never been into guys myself. Nothing against fellas who like that, just not my cup of tea. So I’ve been trying to figure out for ages why I want to ask you out on a date. Confusin the heck out of me. Again, nothing against it, just never something I’ve been into before. I was having a whole identity crisis over it, Yknow. But I guess that clears all that up! Whaddaya say to dinner?”

Spent 20 minutes editing the Casino Royale poker scene to be chutes and ladders instead of finishing my English homework.