Btw Dating Sucks As A Concept.

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL ASEXUALITY DAY!!

-April 6th

designing and animating a diverse cast of women is hard

dude your brave and loyal knight fucking bit me

ttk babey

aksjdbjdjdbdb so i’ve been craving jason & damian fluff all day and i just binge-read like a whole lot of baby!damian aus because they’re all cute af and for god’s sake i cannot get these two out of my fucking head. so. may i present to you...

a Concept™ ~

jason todd: part-time drug lord, part-time babysitter (but both parts overlap literally all the time lol)

like you have -

Bruce, already running late to a Super Duper Fun Board Meeting™ with his hair all mussed up, his pants unbuttoned and baby!dami slung around his neck like a fucking scarf: jason i need you to watch damian

Jason, fully aware of the fact that he was literally just about to leave to go do very illegal, very gang-related things that his family Does Not Know About™: how about no

*one hour later*

Jason, decked out in full Red Hood gear holding a two-year old Damian in a cheap, Party City Robin costume ‘to preserve his identity’: see this kid? this is my kid. you lose him, i kill you. you make him cry, i kill you. you get so much as a speck of dust on him, i kill you. understand?

The poor, unfortunate henchmen tasked with watching Damian while Jason Takes Care Of Business™: yEs siR bOsS siR mR. rEd hOoD siR aYe ayE

*twenty minutes later*

Jason, sitting across from one of his gang members who’s about to piss his pants from fright bc Red Hood’s going Peak Intimidation™: so you see, Harold, if i ever find your ugly fucking mug lurking around Gotham High ever again, i’m going to shove an AK-47 so far up your—

Jason, hears the sound of little feet pattering towards the room and immediately curses every god that ever was: *internally* oh fuck

Damian, slams the door open: *screeching* BIG BROTHERRRRRRRR

Damian, toddling over to Jason as fast as his chubby little legs can carry him: big brother big brother!!! wook!! wook!! *shoves his hands in jason’s face* d’yasee d’yasee!!!

Jason, trying to salvage the situation: yeah yeah ’s really great squirt, awesome, amazing, go the fuck back where you came from—

“you’re not wooking!!!!”

“okay! okay, what am i looking at?”

“a rowwy powwy :)”

Jason:

Jason: *internally* he’s just a kid he’s just a kid, fucking calm down jason you can’t drop kick a two-year-old into the sun even tho he totally ruined your kick-ass intimidation session—

Jason: *externally* jeepers tater tot :) that’s so cool :) :) what’s its name :) :) :)

“her name >:(”

“sorry, her name”

Damian: es’melda. like in the movie! :)

and damian looks so damn proud of himself, jason can’t help but ruffle his hair even tho he totally messed up all of jason’s plans. but THEN. damian turns to harold, who hasn’t been this fucking confused since his high school calc class, and shoves his hands in his face and is like “wook!!! isn’t she pretty!! :))))” and all he sees is this weird tiny black sphere in damian’s sticky baby hands.

Harold:

Jason: yeah harold :) isn’t she pretty :) :)

Harold *sweats nervously*: uh.... yeah?

Damian: you don’... you don’ wike her!!! :(

Harold *glancing at Jason who’s tapping the barrel of his gun against the table*: *gulps* yes i do! i totally do—

“you don’ you don’ you don’!!”

“YEAH I DO, SEE” *leans in close to the rolly polly* “hi eSmErELdA iT’s niCe tO mEeT yOu”

Damian:

Damian: dat’s her butt

hmm

god grant me the strength to write my weird porn, the serenity to write my weird porn and the wisdom to write my weird porn

Jason: You may call it "being terrible at darts" but I call it freestyle acupuncture

Tim [standing in front of the bulls eye]: Hurry up Jay I wanna relax

Bruce: Oh my god I can't leave you two alone AND I'M SO TIRED

Guys I cannot tell you how desperate I am for a flashback of Luci and Lilith meeting.

I wanna see her getting all happy and fluttery inside as this goofy ass man is ranting about his dreams to her.

I wanna see him getting all flustered at how gorgeous this woman is and stumbling all over his words.

And most importantly.... I just wanna see her carry him bridal style while they kiss. Like is that too much to ask?!?! 😭😭😭

fat character who becomes a vampire and loses a ton of weight and blood can not sate their hunger but they can't eat anything they used to like anymore. everyone views it as a positive healthy positive development but they're starving and dying slowly but never truly dying, a living corpse. this is a metaphor for something