By Far The Funniest Thing About Reading Fanfiction As A Political Professional Is That I Can Always Tell

Oh hey, Lucifer didn't have these shoulder thingies.

He WAS probably waiting on the side, biting his nails at not being able to step in.

And then fortunately or unfortunately Dazzle is killed. As a sacrificial lamb that allows him to come, now that the deal about not killing hellborns is broken.

I made a Halloween animatic for the Batfam if anyone is interested lmao

Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me (1992) dir. David Lynch

... is Callum going to use dark magic to trap Aaravos in a coin? In the s6 finale he picks up Runaan's coin, and Rayla found K'ppar's coin earlier last season- what if they use the remaining quasar diamond to free him, Callum learns the spell and succumbs to the dark magic- what if that's the choice thats the sacrifice HOLY SHIT

Callum 'I would do anything for you.' Rayla 'pick the greater good.' What if the greater good is him giving himself over to darkness, what if the greater good means he needs to be the one to trap Aaravos forever.

What if Claudia comes around instead, leaving the path she thought her father wanted her to follow-making her way back to Terry and betraying Aaravos in one fell swoop.

The theme of book 7 is literally 'sacrifice' and is probably going to be titled Dark since the other seasons have the primal magic names already. I am so fucking hyped

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text: my ballot is a brick and brother I'm doing my civic duty

Lofoten

Dick: I’ve created a map of all the possible places where the league could have taken Damian

Jason: this is.. this a map of the world

Dick, crying: I have no idea where the fuck he is

J. R. R. Tolkien: no, my books aren't about the war I experienced. It's just a story

J. R. R. Tolkien's works: you cannot go home, war ends entire bloodlines, you are mourning the death of your brother alone, you dug into the earth and permanently scored the land, you cannot explain what you have been through, you cannot go home, "that wound will never fully heal. He will carry it the rest of his life", leaving the women behind does not save them, the young die first, you cannot go home, the parent will bury their child, you have lost the wives and you will never connect with them again, "how shall any tower withstand such numbers and such reckless hate?", you are not the same, you cannot go home, you can never go home, your father will only side with those he sees as worthy bloodlines and you cannot change his mind, it is more meaningful Not to kill, sometimes your sacrifice accomplishes nothing, you cannot go home

the workday/weekend ratio is so off. like ethically.

fat character who becomes a vampire and loses a ton of weight and blood can not sate their hunger but they can't eat anything they used to like anymore. everyone views it as a positive healthy positive development but they're starving and dying slowly but never truly dying, a living corpse. this is a metaphor for something