Like What Do You MEAN We've Only Just Finished The Europe Part Of The Tour And We've Gotten:

GUYS I just made my first ever post after lurking on tumblr for more than a decade and people actually liked it!?! I could cry right now thank you so much 🫶🏻✨💖

Literally saw someone say “it’s because the Q&A was meant to be about the tour, they said wrong inbox because the question wasn’t on theme” I swear people will believe anything but the idea that 15-year soulmates and companions through life who share a mortgage are a couple

dan and phil said “we’re not qualified to give advice on breakups” to the shock of no one

Phil really said “I canttttttt it’s too heavyyyyy 🥺☺️” and then the moment Dan helped him with the plant he said “show-off 😒” he is the ultimate babygirl to me. Like what Pampered Princess behavior (said with affection)

I want the Dan and Phil made me gay shirt so bad but. But I’m not gay. And I feel like it would be appropriating the dnp lesbian army culture

Just woke up at 5 AM in a cold sweat and my only coherent thought was “Dan and Phil.” And sure enough they have posted an emotionally devastating 17-slide Instagram story. Now someone tell me how Mr. and Mr. Amazing programmed my brain to wake up from a dead sleep and sense they had posted

We don’t talk enough about the part of TIT where Phil makes the 2009 Phil Barbie tell the 2009 Dan Barbie “The editing tips are stored in my bedroom” because yes he really said that 1 minute into the show

phroombas

Watched the new video with my fiancé (I’m trying to convert him) and he said “They look really gay in this video. Like, in a good way” and I couldn’t agree more

saying "you missed the memo" on reading out a question asking how to get over a breakup is the most fucking quintessential not-quite-a-hard-launch thing they've said so far

ohhh but something about dan in these videos lately has been giving danisnotonfire all grown up and free we love to see it