But Also 45 Minutes On Bus Time Is Equivalent To Ten Minutes Normal Time

the "I'm not a drinker myself" to gradually becoming an alcoholic to numb out the pain pipeline

the "I don't want them to change me. turn me into something I'm not" to being turned into a mutt version of himself pipeline

the "I do everything in my power to protect my sister" to losing her anyway pipeline

The Emperor Undying, the Kindly Prince, Necroslut Prime.

u are like papa

lily, responding:

And I’ll only have to do that for sixty more years, but you, you will have to miss me forever. My bones won’t even be left to dig up, broken down to minerals, and you’ll still be missing me.

toxic vampire marlene to human lily after a break up:

you'll think of me every month, you will remember me every time. love, you won't even be able to bleed without thinking of me

if you try to insult james or sirius, remus is the first to defend them, even if they deserve it

lily: james and sirius can be so rude

remus: they've never been rude once in their life

sirius: she's litr right

remus: no

giddyharrianthe

polyamory would not always fix the love triangle. sometimes it would make it much, much worse. but they should do it anyway

Harry: Albus Severus, you were named after the two bravest men i knew

James Sirius: Well, then who did you name me after?

Harry: ha ha, I’m glad you asked: just the best HP ship, my OTP, true soulmates, lovers

IM SORRY WHAT?!

….tamsyn when I Get You

this is my niche ong pls

the urge to write a yellowjackets x marauders au is soooooo strong right now

things we know from the Humpty Dumpty rhyme:

- he fell from a wall

- the king sent an entire cavalry to his aid

- he could not be fixed

- the horses were trusted with trying to fix HD

things we can assume:

- HD ate a shit ton of apples prior since a grand total of zero doctors were called to help

- horses have sentience and intelligence in this world, as well as opposable thumbs

- HD is a prince, since he was so valuable to the king, but also had the leisure time to sit atop a great wall

things we can’t assume but we did anyway for some reason:

- HD is a giant talking egg