Your James Potter Gets Mad At Sirius Post Prank My James Potter Kills Severus In Broad Daylight To See

Hopping on the Propaganda I Will Not Fall For trend:

Dog person Sirius

Intimidating Regulus

Nonchalant Remus

Pandora Rosier

Seer Pandora

Abusive Lucius

Immodest Bellatrix

Idiot James and Sirius

Gold digger Lily

Regulus’ Voldemort shrine = research

Pinterest tattoos on Sirius Black

Abusive Lyall Lupin

evolution of my dnd pc :))))

she’s a former pirate captain turned fighter lich (dead from 27-47 which explains the age)

every day i wake up, brush my teeth, eat breakfast, and spend thirty minutes manifesting that the wedding in alecto the ninth is kirianthe

saving these for later this is amazing

long prongsfoot fic recs when

AHH so so many prongsfoot fic recs, these are my favs ever (in no particular order) 💖💗🤸‍♀️💝👾

- Sorry I'm late by LovelyMasks (58k, E)

- and a love that I dreamt of came to me at my worst by Graceless_Lady (90k, E)

- Supernova by SiriuslyASorceress (86k, M)

- Object Permanence by Nyx_21 (230k, M)

- In The Dark by SnarkyMagpie (72k, E)

- Love Me Like My Demons Do by Anonymous (130k, E)

- We Only Kiss On New Year's by SnarkyMagpie (17k, M)

- Ambush on All Sides by GroundZero_V (15k, _)

- The Wedding Date by Graceless_Lady (25k, M)

- In Plain Sight by Graceless_Lady (30k, E)

- Benefits by MADR1D1SMO (17k, E)

- these golden beacons (i see nothing but black) by fictionalcandie (21k, M)

- The most beautiful part of me (is you) by galaxo (15k, E)

- Safehouse by lilacella (13k, E)

- My place of refuge by plecotusauritus (19k, E)

- Kintsugi by GroundZero_V  (9k, _)

- Take My Hand and Drag Me Head First by Mayarenerose (11k, T)

- the very best of intentions by Graceless_Lady (13k, M)

- Much Ado About (For) Nothing by asterfortis (8k, T)

- SBDS Founder James Potter by camichats (3k, T)

- Head In The Clouds by Anonymous (5k, T)

- mansplain, manipulate, malewife by soopsiedaisies (8k, T)

- screw loose by griddlebones (16k, E)

- letters from home by canfeeltimemoving (6k, G)

- How to Prune and Water Your Prongsfoot by JustAboutMidnight (9k, G)

- 1+1<3 by lilacella (4k, T)

- Frostbite by Talariajetstream (5k, T)

- Wintertime Love by enbysiriusblack (2k, G)

- ‘tis the damn season: A Love Story Told Through Holidays by torturedpadfootdepartment (2k, T)

becoming an adult is weird

one day in June you will go to a cafe and think to yourself “the chicken mango sandwich sounds great” then you’ll stand there for ten minutes thinking what the fuck???

coronabeth “i want to devote my whole life and soul and body to you; one flesh, one end and be your cav, because i’m in love with you and i choose you” tridentarius

judith “i must refuse you becuase i put honour and duty above all else and a cav-necro relationship is something holy to my values; i cannot be your necro because i love you” deuterous

also make me sick

harrowhark “my whole existence is the result of 200 dead children, i am the product of sacrifice and have to live with the guilt of that everyday. i am in love with a corpse and i puppet my dead parents around so i am not alone. i cannot take another loss” nonagesimus

gideon “i gave my life for you and you didnt even want it, even worse you refuse to accept it, wasting my sacrifice. you lobotomized yourself to forget everything i did for you—you refuse to embrace the life i have provided you over and over again, and now im stuck as a reanimated corpse” nav

and

coronabeth “i am sick with heartbreak and jealousy that you didnt murder and consume me, your other half, refusing to let me join you on your journey forwards, instead giving that honor to some dick they assigned us. I am dejected and maimed” tridentarius

ianthe “you are the last person i would kill—i would kill myself first without hesitation rather than lay a finger on you. i cannot live without you and i could not live myself if i was the one who removed you from this world” tridentarius

as a neuroscience student i get so offended when people act like ai has any intelligence whatsoever

thinking we can make something fast and complex as even a fruit fly’s brain is the height of human hubris

apologize to nature RIGHT NOW

James is like guys help me pick an outfit because he's finally scored a date with lily and the others already know what outfit to choose but they still make him wear the tightest fits he has first so they have an excuse to admire his bulging biceps and fat ass and touch his body to "adjust the clothes". He remains oblivious to the leers of course.

James: alright, how do we look?

Peter: dunno...turn around for us?

James: oh yeah! [Turns around]

Remus: (groan) Merlin, that is criminal

James: what? Does it look bad?

Sirius: Nope. I think the colors are clashing this time. The pants look fine though

Peter: really fine

Remus: so fine

Sirius: let's change the top then [passes the smallest shirt you've ever seen]

James: okay! :D

everyone has a crush on James bc I said so