Hear Me Out. Solider X Nurse Blackinnon With Past Prongsfoot, But James Died In The War

”can mutuals dm” my mutuals can suck the marrow from my bones

as a neuroscience student i get so offended when people act like ai has any intelligence whatsoever

thinking we can make something fast and complex as even a fruit fly’s brain is the height of human hubris

apologize to nature RIGHT NOW

coronabeth “i want to devote my whole life and soul and body to you; one flesh, one end and be your cav, because i’m in love with you and i choose you” tridentarius

judith “i must refuse you becuase i put honour and duty above all else and a cav-necro relationship is something holy to my values; i cannot be your necro because i love you” deuterous

also make me sick

harrowhark “my whole existence is the result of 200 dead children, i am the product of sacrifice and have to live with the guilt of that everyday. i am in love with a corpse and i puppet my dead parents around so i am not alone. i cannot take another loss” nonagesimus

gideon “i gave my life for you and you didnt even want it, even worse you refuse to accept it, wasting my sacrifice. you lobotomized yourself to forget everything i did for you—you refuse to embrace the life i have provided you over and over again, and now im stuck as a reanimated corpse” nav

and

coronabeth “i am sick with heartbreak and jealousy that you didnt murder and consume me, your other half, refusing to let me join you on your journey forwards, instead giving that honor to some dick they assigned us. I am dejected and maimed” tridentarius

ianthe “you are the last person i would kill—i would kill myself first without hesitation rather than lay a finger on you. i cannot live without you and i could not live myself if i was the one who removed you from this world” tridentarius

but also 45 minutes on bus time is equivalent to ten minutes normal time

ten minutes in bus stop time is equivalent to about 45 minutes in normal time

prongsfoot and their homoerotic on-pitch antics

the first house

toxic prongsfoot bfs where sirius never feels insecure ever (cuz he’s better than everyone, duh) except he only shows it around james (because james is his equal and he matters so it actually means something; also he knows james wont tell anyone cuz hes like sirius’ whipped puppy) and james fucking loves it, gets off on it, cuz it means hes the specialist little boy

sirius *bullying remus about crying*: you wouldn’t see a Black doing that shit

James *recalling back to fifth year when sirius cried about the pressures of being an heir*: pfft, yeah, wimp! hey, sirius. broom closet?

they were dicks in hogwarts, your honour 🙏 they bullied people to impress each other (and to feel worthy of each other)

I love nonchalant Sirius. Sirius who has made everyone cry at least once. Sirius who gives no damns. Sirius who doesn't care for friendships and especially relation ships. I love all that until people include that James was one of those people. James is not everybody. James' death was the most traumatic experience in Sirius' life. Sure, he sort of cared for others. But they weren't James, who was his everything. Not everyone.

During the 4th book:

Ron: Sirius-

Sirius, indignant: James used to call me that

Harry: That's because it's your bloody name

Hermione:

is no one gonna talk about how the tower princes are probably named after the historical princes in the tower? Is anyone going to talk about that? Jod titled his daughter and newest lyctor after a pair of princes who were imprisoned and most likely assassinated by a paternal figure and knew no one would get the reference. Kirianthe are the bones in the wall dude.