After Curfew

i am so in love with taissa turner, she’s actually the realest yellowjacket

mean femmes FTW

i genuinely think a stud could fix me

its me and my adhd insomnia against the two am “the reason im not already successful and never will be is because i am simply not determined or strong enough to make my goals reality, so to rectify that i should immediately write and query a novel before dawn”

my sweet girls!

two tickets please

Sirius would be one of those evil men who end arguments by saying "let's agree to disagree" or "it is what it is" when he's objectively wrong

Jilypad happens because the three of them are out fighting in the war and a big explosion happens and they get separated and are all so afraid they’ve lost eachother that when they finally all get home to realise the others are there too James and lilys first instincts are to kiss sirius and vice versa. Then they all step back like oopsie wtf we just kissed our best friend…

And then they fuck nasty style about it all through the night and half of the next morning, then they go to have bunch in Jilys kitchen and can’t stop touching eachother whilst they all cook and they feed eachother then abandon their meal halfway through to fuck nasty again.

Then a week or so later Lily finds out she’s pregnant and they Freak Out because her and James haven’t been fucking as much lately with all the heavy moods they’ve been in from the war going on, so they immediately think she’s pregnant from That Night and they know any ejactjaltiown that happened near Lilys vag was done by Sirius and Sirius only and so they’re like Omg Sirius knocked Lily up!

Lilys stressed because her husbands best friend knocked her up, Sirius is terrified because he does Not want to pass on his terrible family line and was sure he was going to end it and doesn’t know if he’s ready to be a dad yet. James is over the moon excited because his best friend just knocked up his wife and they’re all gonna be a family!!! And their baby is gonna look like the girl he’s in love with And the boy he’s in love with and he’s so happy about it.

And then they find out it was actually James that knocked her up and then they’re all kinda…. Sad. Because they had plans starting, for the three of them to raise this kid together, one big happy family, two dads and one amazing mum.

But they decide to do it anyway. James and Lily beg Sirius to move in with them and be their boyfriend, and Sirius becomes godfather to Harry but he’s also Harry’s second dad, which he’s stoked about because he gets to be a dad without passing on his shitty bloodline and if he’s bad at his job he knows James is gonna be a brilliant dad so Harry’s garenteed to turn out fine!

it may take me a month to put out a chapter but at least im not using ai to write it.

it may take me a month to put out a chapter but at least im not using ai to write it.

it may take me a month to put out a chapter but at least im not using ai to write it.

it may take me a month to put out a chapter but at least im not using ai to write it.

it may take me a month to put out a chapter but at least im not using ai to write it.

IT MAY TAKE ME A MONTH TO PUT OUT A CHAPTER BUT AT LEAST IM NOT USING AI TO WRITE IT

I’m team kittywater, not because I ship it, but because this fandom has a habit of humanizing the most despicable male characters and villainizing the female.

Barty, the loyal follower of wizard-moustache man (of his own volition mind you; his parents were anti-voldy) who tortured fralice to insanity, bullied neville, and tried to have Harry killed is suddenly a fan-favourite who can do no wrong.

But Umbridge, the worst thing she did was be an asshole and abusive to her students (which is still extremely terrible, just not on the same level as genocide) is all of a sudden unforgivable and more hated than voldemort himself.

nothing is real i have 8 homework assignments and just got accepted into a professional program and you know what i want to do??? write prongsfoot fanfiction heavily based on my own life. also eat nutella