I’ll Rare Pair My Way Through Every Single Series

fool me once… shame on you… fool me you can’t get fooled again!

on the 'bushism' wikipedia page with tears in my eyes... probably one of the stupidest guys to ever do it

Wildest Take about Sirius Black?

Unrequited Prongsfoot goes harder

than Wolfstar

as a neuroscience student i get so offended when people act like ai has any intelligence whatsoever

thinking we can make something fast and complex as even a fruit fly’s brain is the height of human hubris

apologize to nature RIGHT NOW

you hear someone screaming “and he was tall! he also didn’t give a fuck about his hair or appearance” as they drag a third roommate into your padded cell

"BUFF SIRIUS" i scream as they drag me into the white room "HE WAS BUFF AND LEAN AND HE HAD MUSCLES" i keep screaming while they strap me to a chair "HE'S NOT A TWINK" they silence me and put me in a strait jacket

"I could never imagine Sirius and Lily kissing! Eww!" Well, you might not, but James Potter definitely would be on the front seat of it, milady.

prongsfoot and their homoerotic on-pitch antics

i think we make non-death eater pure bloods too “nice”

andromeda can love ted and not be prejudiced against him for being muggleborn, but still have some anti-muggle/squib biases. i firmly believe shes still a black through and through. she can be progressive and still carry the pride she was raised with. personally, my adromeda thinks she better than everybody, and sees a “proper” way to life. eg wanting tonks to keep her hair natural colours and her face human and use the right fork for salad godammit! she can accept her werewolf son in law but also be a difficult mother!

same goes for sirius. its canon he thinks hes better than everybody and can get away with anything. he bullied/pranked kids at hogwarts not because he was blood purist, but because he was the popular guy.

even the blood purist blacks. i think they refused to join volemort because he was some low-born wannabe sacred 28 (half blood secretly). theyre old money. theyre not on the streets killing muggleborn wizards, theyre removing squibs from the family tree and moving laws so pure bloods have more sway. they dont rally against muggles because they see them as ants.

even james’ parents. they werent blood purists, but that doesnt mean they were perfect parents. james in hogwarts was very mich the product of two eldery parents who treat their little miracle like he owns the world. i know theyd get brought into the principal’s office in kindergarten because james threw sand at a bunch of girls and pulled their hair (cuz they didnt pay attention to him) and they were like “ummm no that doesnt sound like james, our baby wouldnt do that” and then theyd get hik ice cream after

I love when people are like “I can’t believe you reblogged that despite their user name, icon, bio, and last twenty posts” bc to me my dash is the only part of this website and I’m not slowing down to look at urls you could all be the same person

here’s lesbian luke, cuz he was serving femme realness in those chanel boots

dinluke is butchfemme spread the word !!

Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of The Dykes

happy lesbian visibility week; i made obiwan and anakin butch

fanon wolfstar: sirius felt soooo guilty about the prank that he went home and cried and non of the other marauders would talk to him for five months

canon wolfstar: sirius thought it was fucking funny and was plotting to do it again, remus was too much of a coward to say he didnt find it funny

The fact that Remus knows the reason Sirius did the prank is because he thought it was funny suggests that Sirius has actually laughed about the prank to Remus’ damn face

And like given Sirius reaction to Remus being all “a trick that involved me 😔” is to make a “derisive noise” at him

yeah that checks out