Propaganda I Won't Fall For:

creative writers know the frustration of writing the most robotic, professional essay ever only to be told there’s still “way to much style and voice”

evolution of my dnd pc :))))

she’s a former pirate captain turned fighter lich (dead from 27-47 which explains the age)

toxic prongsfoot (not an anti post just a thought)

People love to portray prongsfoot as the most healthy and wholesome relationship ever but have y'all seen how codependent those two were? Writing them as toxic would be interesting i think. They definitely do not get as much time apart as they should. And combined with the fact that they were both annoying fuckers, they def got fed up of each other once in a while. Imagine Sirius getting overstimulated by James's attentipn seeking antics and seeking refuge by spending alone time with Remus and venting. James getting pissed off by Sirius's whining and giving Peter a sideways look that means "he's doing it again". And they never ever say it to each other's faces bc thats just the way they are, but Peter and Remus hear all about it (and for that matter, Effie & Monty do too) and it confuses the hell out of them. Once in a while James will do something that makes Sirius want to scratch his own skin off and he'll try to be distant for a few days but it's no good at all because they're so tangled up with each other. He immediately sees something he wants to tell James or they've already begun a prank together that James needs him for so its forgotten and they're back to being joint at the hip. It makes Sirius feel really guilty because there are moments where he's just barely tolerating James and suddenly he says something and they both laugh and the illusion just shatters. Sirius is just overwhelmingly reminded of how much he loves James and how much better his life is because of him. Sirius is well and truly obsessed with him like 90% of the time, and finds comfort in the co-dependence and being needed. But there are still days where he wants to just hide away with Moony and try to get the bad taste out of his mouth because the love of his life is not a perfect person by any means and it gets under his nerves.

IDK just my thoughts and probably me projecting about my own prongsfoot coded friendship but yeah

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(i dont tag the couple pairing in my throuple posts, and any ship content i make i tag with the ship for people to filter out if they so wish)

Mmmmm fleurdora raising Teddy

my dnd oc <3 i could talk for hours about the campaign my dm home-brewed, but the theme is grief

"Wolfstar would never happen during Hogwarts." I say. People are boo-ing. They want me off stage. "Wolfstar would only happen in adulthood if James died. As the last two survivors trope. In no universe that James is alive would Sirius end up with Remus." I continue. The crowd gets worse. "She's right!" I hear. I turn my head before leaving and see Remus fucking Lupin, who in fact is aware that he can't have Sirius in any universe where James breathes.

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this cannibal who wishes she was was gods daughter is desperately trying to sleep with you

god wishes you were his daughter. but you’re in a toxic yuri situationship with god’s actual daughter. and you have the hots for this bitch he considers his ex who never truly reciprocated his feelings. and that bitch was secretly in love with your great great great (x100) grandma. who was besties with god.

Canon sirius wins the idgf game every time omg. Bro does not care. His best friend is in love with someone? "U re not getting the girl with ur personality, James." Peter admiring James. "Peter, u will wet yourself." His other best friend is a werewolf who suffers every full moon. "Damn, I wish it was a full moon." A student starts to ask questions about their secret. "I'm just killing him, whatever."

I just know he made everyone he knows at least cry once, and it wasn’t even on purpose. He's just made like that, and he doesn't even care if u don't tolerate him.