The Inglorious Mask

”can mutuals dm” my mutuals can suck the marrow from my bones

the worst part about got isnt the incest, its the fact that the incestuous couple is one of the better ones

my smoke too hard, my swag too different, and my bitches too bad, so goldielocks broke into my house and used all of them

hehehhe my pc (left) and the usurper queen npc (right) she’s romancing

marauders fandom: how dare you separate sirius and the deadbeat dad werewolf who never trusted each other?????

Mauraders fandom: Sirius would quite literally die for James and even kill for James

Mauraders fandom: James trusts Sirius the most with his life and the lives of his family

Mauraders fandom: they are so codependent they would literally stop functioning if they weren't around each other

Mauraders fandom: what they have something deeper than best friends, their love transcends even soulmates

Me: nice, oh so we're so shipping them right?

Mauraders fandom: ew what the fuck, no, that's literal incest, what is wrong with you???

Me: wha-you said they were bestfriends???

Mauraders fandom: they are platonic!! Brotherly!! Incest?? How could you ship them?? There's no romance!! Nothing is between them!!

Me: ???

for the fandom that loves drarry and jegulus, and complains that the female characters (and sapphic ships)—specifically lily evans—dont get enough love, theres barely any noise for narcissa x lily

the slytherinxgryffindoor, black family drama, foils whos love for their sons saved the wizarding world

black cat, rich girl and academic weapon muggleborn bond over their estranged sibling dynamics and want for a family to protect and love

the tension between present narcissa and snape (especially when she has him form an unbreakable vow to protect her son) when they both wanted lily but fumbled it to protect themselves

the angst when draco comes home complaining about the potter boy—who, just like in narcissa’s life, lily is hidden within, not in surname but in the eyes and the heart.

the extra weight it puts on the scene where narcissa defies Voldemort in telling him that harry is dead. my son is safe so i will give you the same favour, lily.

both lily and narcissa marrying into families notoriously loud and opposing on the wizengamot—marrying young to the pretty and popular, but also asshole boys from school

narcissa watching draco complain about how harry is dating the cool jock, and then much later watching her son mourn his dead lover

i want to give the Yellowjackets writers kudos for dropping the line “opinion is the wilderness between knowledge and ignorance” in the pilot episode

and i want to send my condolences that it has gone so far unnoticed

phenomenal theme foreshadowing

someones coming alright….

this was @ taylordaisies on tiktok, i jus cropped for better viewing

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