Remus Was Not Tied Or Two Points Ahead Or Below Students Like Sirius, Lily, Snape, And James. Stop This.

Lawyer Sirius eviscerating his opponents with bullet-proof arguments and biting wit while looking supremely bored.

(James watching him with stars in his eyes like a love-sick puppy.)

as a lesbian, i just had a dream i was dating brennan lee muligan, and i was having a great time on the low. i have nothing to say for myself

I’ve been thinking about John’s choice of Barbie-form Alecto in the conext of ecofeminism.

The idea that environmentalism and feminism are intrinsically linked and we cannot save the Earth without first disbanding the patriarchy.

Man dominates the Earth and its resources, because they have dubbed it as female, and that’s what you do to women. It’s your God-given right.

Gaia, Mother Nature, Prithvi, Terra.

Notice how matriarchal societies, like North American First Nations (from the West Coast i am most familial with Musqueam), value and respect the Earth. Many of their creation stories centre nature and animals, featuring them as something humans can learn from and follow.

Patriarchal and colonial societies like England dominate both their women and the Earth. Their God puts man (male, white) above everything else; so is his right to own everything.

In a misogynistic society it is almost impossible to treat the Earth with respect, because how can you value Mother Nature when women are a resource to be used?

John is against trillionaires. He’s a scientist. He recognizes that the rich have abused and destroyed the planet, harming the poor. He cares about the Earth and wants to let it heal. He loves Alecto, in his own way.

But still, he uses her. He locks the Earth’s soul in a Barbie doll and uses her power to consume all the other planets in the solar system, murder every person in sight and make himself God.

He’s passionate about climate change because he recognizes the abuse the wealthy enact on the world for their own benefit as what they have been doing to him—the common people, the indigenous people. He’s mad (rightfully) at the injustice against him, but he’s not trying to save the Earth because he respects it, but because he wants to save the people he resonates with.

He doesn’t want to remove the boot, he wants to become it. He shows this by recreating catholicism in the Nine Houses. He’s Maori, that’s not his indigenous religion. It is the religion of God-given domination. That’s what he wants.

He was never going to save the Earth, he just wanted to be the one to imprison it. TM has shown us this through his objectification and feminization of Alecto.

"Wolfstar would never happen during Hogwarts." I say. People are boo-ing. They want me off stage. "Wolfstar would only happen in adulthood if James died. As the last two survivors trope. In no universe that James is alive would Sirius end up with Remus." I continue. The crowd gets worse. "She's right!" I hear. I turn my head before leaving and see Remus fucking Lupin, who in fact is aware that he can't have Sirius in any universe where James breathes.

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and if u do hurt someone—WHICH YOU EVENTUALLY WILL CUZ YOU ARE HUMAN—remember: a good person acknowledges they’ve done wrong and changes their behaviour. its ok to do wrong, we all do, inevitably.

do not be so afraid to do wrong that you keep yourself in denial about all the wrong that you are doing

that’s what a bad person does

You're not immune to being the bully btw. You're not immune to being in the wrong

you hear someone screaming “and he was tall! he also didn’t give a fuck about his hair or appearance” as they drag a third roommate into your padded cell

"BUFF SIRIUS" i scream as they drag me into the white room "HE WAS BUFF AND LEAN AND HE HAD MUSCLES" i keep screaming while they strap me to a chair "HE'S NOT A TWINK" they silence me and put me in a strait jacket

i LoVe DoiNg tHiS whEn yOu’Re mOcKiNg sOmeThInG

three internet trends i will (regrettably) probably never grow out of:

• typing in a cresCENDO TO EXPRESS EXCITEMENT • …………..unnecessarily……. long……….. ellipsis’ • puttinfh a typo in eveyr other word to shwo u dont really give a fukc but u actually do

i could do a ted talk on how the jedi asking anakin to spy on palpatine for them was the final nail in the dark side coffin

While making dinner tonight, I very very fleetingly, but very seriously and legitimately thought “I should watch Goncharov tonight”

And then I Remembered.

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