No, Dad, it's not all in my head.
It's in my diaphragm. It's coiling around my ribs. It's pulsing with my heart. It's gripping my sternum. It has intertwined itself to me.
It's in my fucking marrow.
Actually, all of my systems are nervous
Love is action
Love is action
Do y'all know that song that's like the Sophia the First theme but also a little bit like the bridge from Love Shack (B-52s) and also like the Fairly Odd Parents theme? Asking for a friend
damn. Severe bummer inDEED y'all
damn. Severe bummer
Keep your head up, my dear
Remember. We are not running away. We are retreating strategically
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone with a dysfunctional family! My your turkey be tender and your patience be steadfast
Would you still love me if I had nothing to offer you?
I like to think you would.
I like to think I’m a strong sailor, but even I can’t resist the siren’s song of the arts and crafts aisle in the Walmart
I am preparing for battle (going to the post office to kindly and politely ask where my missing package is)