Not Every Day Is A Good Day.

Katy Perry went to space, and we can't make QUIET leaf blowers? This is outrageous

damn. Severe bummer

I am a beast. I was born from other beasts, and I will die a beast. It’s in my nature, in my blood.

You are yours are creatures. Gentler hands, tender embraces. You took me into your nest, feeding me along with your own young. But it’s clear I will always be a beast. My paws dwarf yours. My movements are less graceful. My eyes carry something different. But you love me all the same. And I love you as my mother.

I am a beast, but I am your beast. Loyal to you and you alone.

Apparently, I'm in an unironic polycule too. Seems very tumblr 2014 of me. Shout out to us.

@coyote-fever My Wife <3 saving my ass consistently.

Keep all your writing. Keep that bad fanfic you wrote when you were 12. Keep that essay you wrote junior year of high school. Keep those poems you wrote for her. Keep it all. Keep it all.

After all, do they not bleed?

Wait. You mean to tell me they named a animal "pee cock?" 🤨

So it goes, I suppose

Please, just one more year. Give me one more year