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Remember. We are not running away. We are retreating strategically

My wife: My beautiful wife! My amazing, brilliant, beautiful, perfect wife! I'd die for her. God she's perfect.

Me: dumbass (affectionate)

May she who is without sin cast the first stone, but then again perhaps those in stained glass houses should not be throwing stones in the first place.

I like to think I’m a strong sailor, but even I can’t resist the siren’s song of the arts and crafts aisle in the Walmart

I wish you knew how much I love you.

I can feel it getting duller, drawing it's last breaths. It's okay; it's natural. It's absolutely bittersweet.

I miss you, my dear. I miss how you made me feel. I hope you know that I will always love you. And I am so, so proud of you.

To love and to be loved.

WAIT!

Before the semester ends, would anyone like to admit they have a crush on me

After all, do they not bleed?

Lolita is not a love story.

Hear me when I say, there will be peace in my valley.