Chappell Roan on The Late Show
NATASHA LYONNE Slums of Beverly Hills (1998) dir. Tamara Jenkins
Western Sighthound Combined Specialties (WSCS) Best in Field Trophy Bowl (2009)
very stupid how sometimes you are nervous to talk to someone and they are also nervous to talk to you and then you don't talk
joan jett (2000-2006). you agree.
i love truck stops in winter bc i love a little good old fashioned reconnaissance. i’m at a wyoming truck stop eating taco bell with a bunch of random truckers discussing road conditions like we’re in a high fantasy tavern & inn and we’re warning each other about monsters and highway men. everyone talking about where we’re coming from and going to and how bad it’ll be getting there.
THE tallest man i’ve ever seen in real life just stopped me in the hallway by the coin operated laundry apropos of nothing and asked “which direction are you going?” i said east and he said “good” and walked away.
i caught up with him and asked why and he said “west’s no good right now. i just came from there.”
apparently a truck jackknifed and has traffic backed up ten miles but he sounded for all the world like he just found his village raised to the ground by an evil mage’s army
kd lang kisses Leisha Hailey, c. 1990s.
adhd will get you thinking "i should make this doctors appointment" every day for 7 months and counting
by James Tadd Adcox
Picture the ocean. No. Picture the entire thing, all at once. You are not doing it. It’s okay. One day something terrible will happen, and I will not be prepared.
IMAX UPLOADED THE MUMMY TRAILER WITH HALF THE AUDIO CHANNELS MISSING AND CREATED 40 SECONDS OF UNDILUTED COMEDIC PERFECTION