Sydney Sweeney As Christy Martin For Her Upcoming Biopic.

Palestinian lady collects gas bombs fired by Israeli army. She grows flowers in these bombs.

is that simple task bothering you queen

i love truck stops in winter bc i love a little good old fashioned reconnaissance. i’m at a wyoming truck stop eating taco bell with a bunch of random truckers discussing road conditions like we’re in a high fantasy tavern & inn and we’re warning each other about monsters and highway men. everyone talking about where we’re coming from and going to and how bad it’ll be getting there.

THE tallest man i’ve ever seen in real life just stopped me in the hallway by the coin operated laundry apropos of nothing and asked “which direction are you going?” i said east and he said “good” and walked away.

i caught up with him and asked why and he said “west’s no good right now. i just came from there.”

apparently a truck jackknifed and has traffic backed up ten miles but he sounded for all the world like he just found his village raised to the ground by an evil mage’s army

Western Sighthound Combined Specialties (WSCS) Best in Field Trophy Bowl (2009)

eggs have not gotten cheaper yet because donald is too stressed to lay rn, give him some time ffs

sorry professor i did not do this asisgnemtn becuase i was too sad! NO consequences please. goodbye

shooo

IMAX UPLOADED THE MUMMY TRAILER WITH HALF THE AUDIO CHANNELS MISSING AND CREATED 40 SECONDS OF UNDILUTED COMEDIC PERFECTION