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everything is “ragebait” when you have problems

every time i post a mushroom on inaturalist someone wants to id it as “fungi including lichens,” why even suggest an identification at that point? if someone posts a plant you don’t recognize are you gonna ‘identify’ it as a member of the plant kingdom? 😤

sorry professor i did not do this asisgnemtn becuase i was too sad! NO consequences please. goodbye

when incels insult labia for being like roast beef. well. roast beef is a delicious sandwich meat. im going in

source: That's Ms. Bulldyke to You, Charlie! by Jane Caminos

We need to embrace the fact that the tumblr userbase is aging. What’s everybody’s favorite kitchen appliance?

wearing my multitool on my carabiner tonight so if i hear a beautiful femme say "oh no the bartender forgot to open my bottle:(" i can say dont worry princess<3 and take the bottle fumble over it for ten minutes with my multitool smash it to pieces and walk away shaking and crying

"A breathtaking masterpiece of 1920’s couture by legendary designer Sadie Nemser. Composed of aquamarine silk velvet and metallic silver lace, adorned with hand made ribbon flowers, beads and pearls."

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fundamentaly embarrassing to show reference pictures to the hairdresser. Like yeah. Hey. Here's a picture of a guy who looks cool. One day I would liketo look cool as well. Can you try to make me look cool. With these paltry ingredients Can you try your very best to alchemize a guy who looks cool right now. In 30 minutes, can you make me into a person. Hey, for twenty five dollars, can you fuck my shit up forever? Could you give me a haircut. Is that too much to ask. Could you cut my hairs