People online: Mixed height relationships are predatory and pedophilic
People in real life: Did you know the LA fires were set intentionally to destroy entrances to the secret tunnels to Diddy’s sex dungeons and Beyoncé knows
GOTTMIK // 'a tail & two titties' runway ❥ rpdr all stars 09X03
current mantra
Gonna be so real if a 12 year old traced my art and put it on their school binder I would be so fucking honored
people complain that feminists are the fun police until we start making jokes about divorce, abortion and menocide suddenly everyone becomes mr politicall correct
mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately
Hi this is jigsaw. last week in starbucks you did a gross fucking burp that put me off my panini. In front of you is a panini press. You will notice also, that your dick is out,
fundamentaly embarrassing to show reference pictures to the hairdresser. Like yeah. Hey. Here's a picture of a guy who looks cool. One day I would liketo look cool as well. Can you try to make me look cool. With these paltry ingredients Can you try your very best to alchemize a guy who looks cool right now. In 30 minutes, can you make me into a person. Hey, for twenty five dollars, can you fuck my shit up forever? Could you give me a haircut. Is that too much to ask. Could you cut my hairs
it is lowkey annoying to me when ppl act like a woman being even just a little bit gender nonconforming means she's probably actually nonbinary and doesn't know it yet and the same for gender nonconforming men tbh. some women just don't vibe with femininity shrimple as
Ahhhh i needed to hear this
when incels insult labia for being like roast beef. well. roast beef is a delicious sandwich meat. im going in