I Completely Forgot I Saved This Like Months Ago But Honestly She’s The Funniest Person I Fuckin Love

“Jeff Wysaski, an artist based in Los Angeles, printed out some fake Halloween costumes and hung them up around a real costume store.”

Sunset eyeshadow look 🌅💜🧡💛

I used so many different eyeshadows for this look! I tend to do that often when creating colorful/bright looks..lol.

PUMPKIN CHEESECAKE DESSERT RECIPE 102.5 CALS

1/2 box sugar free cheesecake pudding mix (50)

1 cup unsweetened almond milk (30)

61g pumpkin (22.5)

Make the pudding according to instructions on box 10 minutes ahead of time.

Put pumpkin in a mug, add 2 packets of stevia or sugar free sweetener, cinnamon or pumpkin pie spice to taste, and 0 calorie spray butter to taste. Microwave for 45 seconds. Take out and mix.

Let cool, add pudding on top of pumpkin. I’m a fatass so I had 2 servings of this but at 200 cals, I’m not feeling too awful about it lmaoooo. Berries or fat free cool whip on top is also nice, and you can eat it layered like that or mix it together! It’s all delicious and SUGAR FREE

I'm trying to buy groceries and this motion activated animatronic skeleton DJ just demanded that I "GET READY TO RATTLE THOSE BONES", played a bunch of airhorn noises, and laid down some sick beats.

Target hits it out of the Halloween park AGAIN this year, already

Annihilation (2018) Directed by Alex Garland

All the Ontario anti-theft program did for me was...

1) Make me hate our religion based laws/country even more 2) Say “fuck it. I’m learning to hack/code. If I’m gonna be charged the same with a pack of gum as a $5000 LV purse… Go big or go home. I have all the clothes and purses I’ll ever need. Let’s go steal some government data next".

Reasons to lose weight:

So that exercise is easier.