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Fast food orders-McDonald’s version

Alright, we all know that feeling when your family or friends want fast food, and the “I’m not hungry” excuse is overused. Now, you probably won’t have time to calculate all the calories, so I’ll do it for you. Here are some low calorie things you can order at popular fast food chains without breaking your limit. All of these orders are under 300 calories.

Breakfast:

•Plain English muffin- 150 cal

^ With butter- +20 cal

^ With strawberry preserves- +35

•Egg White Delight- 250 cal

•Hash Browns- 140 cal

•Egg McMuffin- 290 cal

Lunch:

•Hamburger- 240 cal

•Plain Hamburger- 230 cal

•McDouble (no bun)- 230 cal

• 4 piece nugget (no sauce)-170 cal

•6 piece nugget (no sauce) 250

•Grilled chicken snack wrap (no ranch or cheese)- 190 cal

^ With ranch- +20 cal

^ With cheese- +20 cal

Sides and Desserts:

•Apple Pie- 270 cal

•Apple Slices- 40 cal

•Cone- 240 cal

•Diet coke- 1 cal

•Tea (hot) - 0 cal

•Coffee (black, hot or iced)- 0 cal

• Medium Iced coffee with sugar free French vanilla syrup (no cream)- 5 calories

^ with cream- +95 cal

^ with milk- + 17 cal

•Unsweetened iced tea- 1 cal

•Sweetend iced tea (small)- 90 cal (large)- 110 cal

As a McDonalds worker, I’m surprised we have any low cal foods. But I learned, when I had to eat on my meal break so my friends wouldn’t get suspicious. If it’s your only meal of the day, Try a 4 piece nugget happy meal, with a Diet Coke and apple slices. You even get a toy for eating healthy even at a fear food factory! It’s only 310 calories for a very filling meal. If that’s too, much, get the grilled chicken snack wrap (no cheese or ranch).

The Faerie Aesthetic

soft dresses in earthy tones, perhaps slightly worn at the edges

little scratches and cuts below your knees from thistles and brambles

hair loose and uninhibited, tousled slightly by the wind

hopping across stones over babbling brooks

running barefoot through grass and woodland

collecting wildflowers in a little straw basket

quietly humming and singing nonsensical rhymes

making daisy chains

rosy cheeks, pink lips and big eyes

flowers in hair and ribbons around wrists and ankles

laughing childishly, unprovoked and unrestrained

making small jam sandwiches cut into triangles, and eating them in picnics in the woods

dancing freely, twirling and laughing and stumbling without thought

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Here's a fitting "Welp, Scott is back on his bullshit again" moodboard for tonight

TW: MEANSPO

i saw a meanspo post a little while ago that talked about how all that delicious, tempting food will inevitably become disgusting, greasy, yellow fat.

now i can’t look at the food i crave without seeing lumpy piles of oily fat.

i wanted to make a similar post to motivate myself.

pizza! a classic. warm, cheesy, comforting, and greasy. so greasy. that isn’t just pizza.

it’s fat. grease and cheese and bread makes yellow bubbles under your skin that swell until you’re back where you started.

ice cream tacos? i’ve never had one, but they look delicious. just look at all that sugar and chocolate and all those carbs. carbs.

carbs that soak into you and puff up your tummy, your thighs, your double chin, everything you’ve worked so hard to get rid of.

donuts! my weakness. a million flavors of crispy, soft, sweet.

just one of these babies has more calories than i typically eat in a day.

do you want pizza?

do you want an ice cream taco?

do you want a donut?

is this what you want?

that isn’t food. it’s fat.

nasty, gelatinous fat.

is this what you want?

because that’s what you’re eating every time you gorge on a high-calorie treat.

it’s never worth it.

it’s never worth sacrificing weeks of hard work for a moment or two of pleasure.

nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

SYRINGECORIC - a gender connected or related to medical syringes, sub type of medcoric

so i don’t know how we didnt get caught

my first ever haul was maybe when I was twelve?? I dont know, but what I do know is i was broke and wanted free shit. my dad took a friend of mine and i to Walmart to get food and we asked if we could wander off. he said yes so we made a dash to the makeup.

we walked in that place with two empty backpacks and left THROUGH THE SAME DOOR, with two full of makeup and one full of alcohol. nobody noticed shit.

first we went and dumped stuff we liked from the shelves in a cart and shit, acting like idiots pretending to be rich because of all the stares we were getting. I even decided to be brave and ask a fucking worker “which color would look better on me” before deciding out loud to get them both.

We would have gotten more but people were getting hella sus and looking back on it I don’t know how anybody, specifically the three workers there, didn’t stop us. We literally turned a corner and began running, pushing our cart through every aisle desperately trying to find a blind spot.

Once we found one we sat there for a long time shoving things into our two backpacks for at least fifteen minutes. Every time we saw someone we would fucking look at all the kids toys. (keep in mind we both looked way older than we were) We got some more stares from both workers and customers but we continued as soon as they were gone.

Once everything was in the backpacks (which were made of red material that we later realized was slightly transparent) we bolted again, abandoning the empty cart with hundreds of dollars of makeup protruding from the top of the stuffed drawstring bags.

We freaked the fuck out, thinking that the barcodes would set off the towers at the exit (lol) so we ran into a bathroom and into a single stall where we sat ON THE FLOOR where anybody could see under the stall and took everything out of the boxes and shoving them back into the bags. once that was done we just left them there and bolted.

we left the store but we needed to go find my dad and his girlfriend so we left our bags under the fucking car and went back in to find them. we did and they weren’t even half way through shopping so we wandered around and i got the stupid idea to grab another backpack and go get some alcohol. we did pretty much the same thing again and ran out to hide the bag under the car. We went back in to ask my dad for the keys and we rushed to grab the things and hide in the car. We were in there for another hour looking through all of our stolen stuff looking at eachother like ‘daaammmmmn’

it was a miracle that we got away with that.

It be like that sometimes