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I made a spicy meme for you all

So two news.

First : I caught a cold and made content all these days, but I can't send it here because I'm a stupid vegetable.

Second : I have a shitload of sketches now.

And I also realized that mushrooms are a separate art form. In visual terms.

I will quietly feed you sketches and do something in digital.

Oh, man, I forgot to post this art. In general, it was dedicated to the theme of Halloween but I was as late as always. :')

I'm alive!

And THIS is my old art work.

Well, this is a redraw of my old art work on flash mob #toonme

Yep that's me.

Well, this is a redraw of my old art work on flash mob #toonme

Yep that's me.

A new random digital art!

Oh my Lord, it's beautiful I-

you made my day👉👈 thank you very much:"3

Maybe teldryn sero x ldb? Please 👉👈?

(Sorry if this isn't great, I haven't had the pleasure of keeping him as a companion yet 😭)

Super awkward early on in the relationship but tried to hide it by joking remarks and other kinds of humor.

Hates to admit it but gets super attached early on, tries to make himself not, but fails miserably.

Occasionally loans his scarf to you, a noticeable pink tinging his grey ears when he sees you muzzle into it.

Though he isn’t the most spiritual, he still takes time at dawn to meditate.

Tons of late nights spent laughing and basking in each other’s presence with a seemingly never empty cup of sujamma.

Quite quickly becomes desperate for your touch, not necessarily in the sexual way as much in the “let’s just cuddle.” Kind of way. Especially so whenever you sail back to Skyrim’s mainland and the cold begins to disagree with him.

He will be pretty damn insulted if you keep paying him, I mean..he likes the gold but by now you should know that he loves you for you- not your coin.

(I will be certain to add more once we get all the power back and I can play Skyrim again 😭)

Uh...

I just saw two hornets fighting over plastic wrap in the interior of my fireplace.

That's realy strange.. Because they both are still alive.

I'm literally started crying :")

It's beautiful.

SKYRIM HUGS?????

Skyrim hugs!! I had so much fun writing these!

Cicero gives tight, enthusiastic and energetic hugs. The kind where you're almost struggling to breathe, but just enough space to breathe. He just can't help himself when he's extremely happy!

Clavicus Vile, should he actually hug someone, gives short, nearly one-armed hugs with a small pat on the back no matter the situation. You're crying? Too bad, it's even shorter, though he will at least make a small attempt at a hug; he's not very fond of them.

Erandur gives the warmest, most kind hugs of any mer or man. He is amazing at comforting his friends and even strangers, truly a light in the dark and an easy father figure. If the situation is bad enough, he'll wordlessly sink to the ground with you in his arms and allow you to sob into his shoulder while he rubs your back, telling you it's going to be okay. Whatever's hurting you will pass soon.

Kharjo is so fluffy! His armor makes it kind of difficult, but when he manages, he's so soft. He's one of the most floofy Khaijit around, and yes, he purrs. The healing powers of a cat's purr absolutely apply, you find yourself relaxing more and more by the second when he starts.

Marcurio gives passionate, desperate 'I can't believe we're alive!/I almost lost you back there!' hugs. He nearly cries, and it's one of the very few times he will show extreme weakness or emotion, unless you're married. Oh boy, you'll never get out of his arms, and he’ll be peppering kisses all over your face telling you how much he loves you and just admitting everything.

Master Neloth's hugs depend on how long he's known you; if you're too new, he'll pry you off him or worse, send you flying back with a spell or two aimed your way. However, if he's known you long enough to trust you to make his Canis Root Tea, and you get it right, he'll reluctantly allow you to wrap your arms around him and hide your face in his robes. Whether you're crying or not makes all the difference, surprisingly! He's a lot more attentive if you're crying, whereas he's just waiting for you to let go if not.

Ondolemar's hugs are the rarest of all, and must always be done in private. Only when you are hurt both physically and emotionally will he hug you, and they're worth the wait. He wraps his robes around you as well as his arms, and brings your face into the hood beside his face, practically cradling you, opting to talk in a complete whisper, soothing every possible wound, internal or external with a healing spell to pair with his words.

Sanguine gives hugs frivolously, but be warned, should the situation be too friendly, he's more likely to grab your ass or let his hands slide down to your waist. He can't let his appearance suffer because you wanted a hug from a Daedric Prince. What did you expect? However, let's say your running around after a night of partying left you a little worse for where, he'll momentarily put aside the whole deal and apologize for what happened; he just wanted to have some fun, and you looked like you needed a break from all that heroing.

Sheogorath, true to his nature, will give very unpredictable and unexpected hugs; one minute he's telling you how he's going to kill you, practically stalking towards you, then "Hah! Just kidding! Come to Uncle Sheo!" and practically squeeze the life out of you like he really was mad, but he's being forced to play nice.

Teldryn Sero gives one-armed hugs whenever he feels like it, not exactly reserved with his physical affections, but should his patron be crying, he won't hesitate to take them into his arms and sit beside them. He's a great listener, and not because he has to be; you didn't pay him for this, he knows you need it. He also has some of the best advice in all of Solstheim.

BONUS OBLIVION!

Lucien Lachance doesn't hug unless he needs to reassure. Unless a family member comes to him an utter sobbing mess, he'll give very quick hugs, wondering why on Tamriel you felt the need to do that? If a family member is hurt, especially by someone else, you know their end won't be pretty. He's the guard dog of the family, stalwart and proud, perched above keeping a careful eye on everyone, and if a potential predator should come sniffing around or even attempt to harm any of his pack, he's on them immediately. His comforting hugs are like the Void, only a thousand times warmer, completely encasing you and speaking comforting words until the hurt subsides. And then he sets out. Everyone is silent until he returns, covered in blood with news and a gift he knows you’ll like.

Vicente Valtieri gives very paternal hugs, he is absolutely the father figure of the Cheydinhal sanctuary, and takes that role with pride. He also takes it very seriously, noticing when something is wrong with his family members and wanting to help however he can. He's unafraid to give affection openly, and his hugs may be somewhat cold, but they are warm with love and affection of a family that you'll find once in a lifetime.

I remember I had to sell something in Riverwood merchant, and when I went inside, the first person I met was Faendal.

And he just stared conversations but standing there and just looking at me.

I said :" Hello."

And he just said :" You were a good friend to me, here take it" and JUST LITERALLY GAVE ME A BOOK LIKE A GIFT.

It was so cute.

I don’t understand why people hate Faendal so much.  He’s just your average, upbeat and kind of devious school boy. 

Not to mention his line, “I don’t like to brag, but I once took down a bear at three hundred yards…. In a blizzard,"  is fucking hilarious.

You GuYs are JuSt MeAN-

Another random but cute elf UwU.

Maybe it just fun, maybe because some time it's makes me feel better.

Skyrim poll-why do you keep returning to this game?

The problem with having the same voice actors voice all the characters in Skyrim is that you start associating that voice with one specific character. 

Like when I killed Mercer Frey the first thing I said was, “Bye, evil Enthir~”

Or when I spoke to Runil for the first time I was like, “Wow, Tolfdir. What kind of magic beans have you been eating cause you shot up like a beansprout-” 👉👉

Or when a woman comes up to me and says, “You get things done, I like that” I’m thinking “Damn, Aela, you’re getting really good at the whole ‘disguise’ thing”.

My favourite is that the Dremora Butler and Ondolemar share the same voice, so whenever I summon the Dremora Butler I’m like, “Wow, Ondolemar, you’re finally in a position that suits you-”

A spicy meme in progress.

Sooo...it's 6 am and I didn't sleep all night, I'm sick right now but.. I'm feeling pretty normal..

I don't understand my Body.

And another random dunmer!

:000

OH MY LORD, IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL AND SO EMOTIONALL.

“You have defeated Dagoth Ur, the Blight is gone… yet… Why do you mourn?”

“I don’t know… It’s almost like I have lost someone I cared about a long time ago”

A little bit of abstraction, to be honest, it's so soothing. I just got a cold, (lol it's not a covid) and it's so distracting from the physical discomfort.

Little bit more

More TES sketches!

More TES sketches!

Everything looks so delicious. Wow.

Been occupied with Beyond Skyrim: Elsweyr stuff recently… I’m drawing lots of food because it is My Passion… here are some stews!

Whit ponytail! She's kinnda cute :)

Ponytail or no ponytail???? I can’t decide

I’m trying to go for a vibe that’s like... very serious, bookworm older sibling. Lots and lots of magic. May or may not be having an existential crisis at 200 or so because she’s not making the great strides in magic research she thought she was going to, and now doesn’t know what to do with herself because she feels like she’s wasted her whole life away.

Also, teacher vibes.

He don't remember at all. Memory loss is a bad thing.

Skyrim oc poll- are your character's parents still alive?

Skyrim oc poll- whats your character's opinion of talos?

(Please be civil)

Well. Suggest ideas for further sketches and art. Stadice are welcome :)

Art is dedicated to one role with my partner. We celebrated the first of August as two years together.

I hope it is clear that these are the costumes of Cicero and Vicente :"3👉👈

(sorry for my bad English)

Some sketches :)

Meowster Neloth 

Times when Skyrim’s writing actually hits hard:

None of that “Arrow in the knee” or “Sworn to carry your burdens” stuff.

“But I cannot celebrate his fall. Zu'u tiiraaz ahst ok mah. He was my brother once. This world will never be the same.” - Paarthurnax

“I was one of the few who escaped. For a long time, all I cared about was staying alive, and taking revenge on the Thalmor when I could.” - Delphine

“Look around you. Don’t you know what their little war is about? They want all non-Nords out of Skyrim. That means you and me.” - Ambarys Rendar

“Do you ever wonder if it hurts? To have one’s soul ripped out like that?“ - Miraak

“Child, my life ended long before you were born!” - Arch-Curate Vyrthur

“Whiterun’s walls are tall, but they are old and crumbling, like the Empire whose Legion lines them.” - Galmar Stone-Fist

“Tell me, Vignar. Was all this worth it? How many of those corpses lining our streets wear the faces of men who once called you friend? What about their families?“ - Jarl Balgruuf the Greater

“My father doesn’t know anything about me. But I know about him. And about the war. More than he might think.“ - Nelkir

“They live here too, my Jarl. That’s what I’m telling you.” - Raerek

“For I have dwelt among the rocks, My city carved from rugged stone. So in that burrow I will creep, And warm the soul which makes my home” - Yngvar the Singer 

“Well, well. Look at you. The Nords have turned you into an animal. A wild beast caged up and left to go mad. So, my fellow beast, what do you want?” - Madanach

“I swore I was going to just give up, for my child’s sake, but it’s like my father’s ghost is haunting me. Asking me ‘Why?’” - Eltrys

“I’ve been playing this game for almost 20 years. Sending the young to their deaths. All in the name of the Forsworn. And I’m tired. So tired.” - Nepos The Nose

“You and I have a date with destiny, it would seem. But so it is with assassins and emperors.” - Titus Mede II

“You killed my son! All of you! And now you’ll pay the price. Kill them. And make sure there’s nothing left to bury.“ - Commander Maro

“I’ll follow you ‘til I’m dust in the breeze. You do realize that?” - Nazir

“The Dark Brotherhood? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You think this is the first contract I’ve had on my life? I’m a pirate, sweetie.” - Safia

“The only anger I can justify is my own. But every family in the Reach has a story like mine. There are no innocent onlookers in this struggle. Just the guilty, and the dead.“ - Braig

“Sometimes you just do what needs to be done. You don’t have to hate a man to kill him. Though, admittedly… it helps.” - Captain Aldis

“Well look at us. Like two gray specks in the snow.“ - Mithorpa Nasyal

“I’m finished little cub, run for it.” - Torolf 

Feel free to add more lines that you think were really good.