SDASM Archives
Mary Haizlip
Sometimes you just need to stop and enjoy the little things
Good morning ❤️
(insp.)
My mom: I think I’m ready for you to come out to your aunts and uncles this year.
Me (at the holiday dinner table): My asthma is triggered by cats. So I guess you could say pussy leaves me breathless on many levels.
My cousins (who already knew): *choking on their food trying to cover up their laughing*
My mom: Really? That’s the joke you went with?
COVIDiot PPL holder lands aircraft at closed Royal Air Force training base as he wanted to go to beach.
part 2 / part 3 / part 4 / part 5 / part 6
I waited so long for this beautiful moment.
Artist • @sxnalien this shit has gone too far. rest in peace to George Floyd along with others who’ve died unjustly in all of history. this goes out to those in pain.
#blacklivesmatter