*ok, But What Is Jake's Stragle?*

this is so freaking cool 

i want 20

ITS FINISHED

Thank you again to @spacedust-art for letting me use their design for this jacket

@markiplier @crankgameplays

WHEN YOU WAKE UP NEXT TO HIM, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!!!! WITH YOUR HEAD IN YOUR HANDS, YOU'RE NOTHING MORE THAN HIS WIFE!!!!! AND WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT ME, ALL OF THOSE YEARS AGO!!! YOU'RE STANDING FACE TO FACE WITH "I TOLD YOU SO"!!! YOU KNOW I HATE TO SAY IT, BUT I TOLD YOU SO!!!! YOU KNOW I HATE TO SAY IT!!!! BUT I TOLD YOU SO!!!!!!!!!

Kamala: "My mother was middle class and she worked hard to give us a home. I worked hard to be a successful businesswoman. Vote for me and I will provide actual answers to questions."

Trump: "My dad only gave me a few million dollars when I was born. I turned it into billions. People are surprised by how many billions I have. I'm so relatable. Vote for me and I'll get rid of the transgender aliens haunting the solar panels. No hate to the solar panels, by the way."

y’all just— thinking about how excited Stanley must have been to host the twins— Alex says he smokes cigars but he doesn’t smoke once in the show— has a beer gut but he only drinks sodas in front of the kids— doesn’t swear when they’re around which must have taken INCREDIBLE effort— Stanley Pines, known crook, buying pancake mix at the supermarket and many bottles of syrup— learning to cook basic healthy meals and burning so many of them before he gets it right— buying new sheets, new mattresses— avoiding bunk beds because it reminds him of Ford— looking at the attic room he made wondering “is this enough will they like me”— trying to act aloof at the bus stop so he doesn’t betray the fact that he was there hours early— watching them goof around and thinking of New Jersey beaches— then the first night they’re there, he watches them debate running away and only stay because Mabel shook a magic 8 ball. That must have kept him awake all night.

I AM DISAPPOINTED IN MYSELF 

i finally finished my quiz! how gullible are you?

let's face it, Obi-Wan is only a stickler for the rules in comparison to Anakin. this guy thought lightsaber nunchucks were cool as a teenager and jumping out of politicians windows was cool as an adult. he regularly sasses the chancellor of the republic. he saw Anakin and Padmé being super obvious and decided it was none of his business. he sits pussy facing the world in important meetings. hes's a lonely single in your area. he won one (1) fight against a sith lord and decided they were his speciality despite getting his ass handed to him by Dooku multiple times. he's annoying on purpose as a battle strategy. every man he meets desires him carnally and he doesn't notice. he puts one foot on Han Solos ship and is like "damn bitch you live like this" despite having spent 20 years in a desert hole. he gets himself killed to one-up Vader one last time. he's winning the idgaf war

"Is This a 'No Way Home' Reference?"

Rise of the TMNT Fandom, I present to you: Leo meeting different versions of himself! Inspired by the great @dianagj-art in a random ask, this 4K word chapter spawned out of it! This is going to be multiple chapters in that regard!

Summary: In the heat of a battle, Leo is teleported to Mikey's side with the use of his new mystic powers. Thing is, Mikey was warned not to use them on his brothers.

All AU’s that I used on this project, some haven't made an appearance yet, but trust me they're going to! (And apologies for all the @s, I just want to give proper credit!)

Like Father Like Son - by @eternalglitch Separarted AU - @cupcakeslushie Blood Bath - @trubblegumm Mutant Ninja Midlife Crisis - @mutantninjamidlifecrisis Odd Man Out - @threestripeslider Feral AU - @/cupcakeslushie Celestial AU - @ashwii Separated Leo - @/dianagj-art Tot-Pocalypse- @pastadorable Life Mission: Save My Brothers - @daedelweiss Homogenous - @shadowoffandoms (me!) <;- results may vary whether this rascal appears or not

gUYS WE ARE IN DOUBLE DIGITS TOMORROW ASUDNWUIQHDOISNQOUDHOQOIWDHIBIUEFCOINWDOOIANSDOQJN

IM NOT READY

i want a shirt that says:

“i went to prison and all i got was the transgender illegal alien sex surgery”