This Is My Headcanon For What Happened While Rosie Was Talking To Charlie

for anyone currently crying about the end being 5 hours away. 

L A U G H 

Illinois: I'll speak French between your legs

Yancy: the hottest things I've ever been told

Wilford: I'm just imagining someone yelling "BONJOUR" at a penis

Captain Magnum: SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA

Captain Magnum: HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

Y/N, wheezing: TITTY CROISSANTS

Dark: none of you should ever be having sex

@blondie0458

luv u beautiful <3

I needed it today... "Bones - Imagine Dragons"

Taco Crimes

Donnie would absolutely blow a fuse if someone ruined their books with how sacred he was to that mint condition comic, and I’m sure Mikey thinks cooking is an art. Cross either of them and it’s hell to pay!

I read a lot of book series that had been handed down to me by my siblings, but you could really tell whose they were before based on their condition. One sibling left foodstains and dog ears, another left spine breaks and ripped paperbacks, and the final would threaten my life if I so much as dented a page. Such is life with shared things

I guess you could say those books were well loved, for better or for worse lol

BARK BARK BARK

Hello sailor

y’all just— thinking about how excited Stanley must have been to host the twins— Alex says he smokes cigars but he doesn’t smoke once in the show— has a beer gut but he only drinks sodas in front of the kids— doesn’t swear when they’re around which must have taken INCREDIBLE effort— Stanley Pines, known crook, buying pancake mix at the supermarket and many bottles of syrup— learning to cook basic healthy meals and burning so many of them before he gets it right— buying new sheets, new mattresses— avoiding bunk beds because it reminds him of Ford— looking at the attic room he made wondering “is this enough will they like me”— trying to act aloof at the bus stop so he doesn’t betray the fact that he was there hours early— watching them goof around and thinking of New Jersey beaches— then the first night they’re there, he watches them debate running away and only stay because Mabel shook a magic 8 ball. That must have kept him awake all night.

it's so fucking scary how close the election is. dear god, PLEASE FUCKING VOTE.

WE HAVE 8 DAYS, 8 DAYS UNTIL THE RIGHTS OF OVER HALF OF THE COUNTRY ARE DECIDED FOR THE NEXT FOUR YEARS.

please, vote by mail, vote at the polls on the third, vote early, JUST PLEASE FUCKING VOTE. i have never been more scared and terrified for my future, and millions of people across this country feel the same way.

god, vote this man out. vote out this fucking coward. don't vote for yourself, vote for george floyd who didn't make it back to his family that day. vote for the immigrant children put in cages and separated from their parents. vote for women who deserve a choice for their own body. vote for the millions of people who will lose healthcare in the middle of a pandemic. vote for the lgbtq+ community who can't get married. vote for the fucking climate. vote for the over 200,000 PEOPLE WHO DIED BECAUSE OF SOMETHING THAT COULDVE BEEN PREVENTED.

please. fucking. vote.